THE STARTING 11: Failed TFC Valentine’s Day Card Messages
“To Michael, love Greg and Tim”
If you’re reading this alone then it probably means your Valentine’s plans didn’t go too well. If you are reading this alongside a romantic partner… then lock that up. Someone who will read the dopey musings of a TFC website with you? KEEPER! (Not the Bendik variety) Perhaps if you were unsuccessful, you didn’t buy the right greeting card for the target of your affections. If you ended up sending a TFC-brand Valentine’s Day card, you never stood a chance at love…
11. “I’d Never Trade You for Allocation”
10. “You Own the Discovery Rights… To my heart”
9. “I’m Probably the Worst Spouse in the World”
8. “You be my Miss and I’ll be your Mista”
7. “Cheyrou, Chey-me, Chey-it-together… Naturally”
6. “You can’t Spell Lovitz without L-O-V. Also an E.”
5. “I’d give up My Armband 4 U”
4. “You gave me back my MoJo”
3. “Don’t be Bitchy, Be my Valentine”
2. “You had me at DP”
1. “You are My Five-Year Plan”
