THE STARTING 11: Most Romantic Things About TFC
I get a kick out of you!
Happy Valentine’s Boxing Day everyone! If you’re not lined up outside a big box store awaiting massive bargains on chocolates and stuffed animals, indulge in these romantic aspects of your local ball-kicking lotharios – TFC.
11. The way that Bitchy the Hawk eats local rodents’ hearts last
10. The flapping of the canopies sounds like being at a fancy one-star Caribbean beach resort
9. When the setting sun bounces seductively off of your chip butty grease
8. When Sebastian Giovinco makes a darting run and it looks like his eyeball tattoo is winking at you
7. How one beer and a hot dog costs the same as a romantic dinner at a fine dining restaurant
6. The unspoken bond between you and the guard that pats you down on the way in
5. When Michael Bradley stares through your soul until you love him
4. How price is no object for MLSE when it comes to making you buy stuff
3. The lasting memories of Tim Leiweke wearing his saucy, two sizes too small, TFC training jacket
2. All that hot, hot cap wonking
1. How the trophy case loves going commando
