THE STARTING 11: Other Available Front Office Jobs for Retired TFC Players
If Toronto FC had their own version of “The Disappeared” it would be the long, seemingly unending, list of veteran players who get “retired” by the club mid-season. While most of the players have been admittedly in the twilight of their careers, there has often been a foggy mystery to their sudden decision to leave the game. Often predicated by a lengthy and murky spell, these grizzled vets eventually fade away rather than burn out. From Dichio to Brennan and most recently Steven Caldwell, these long-serving men walked away after realizing they couldn’t play at this level any longer – and never due to TFC’s awful cap management. Never. That would be crazy. Crazy. Either way, they at least left the pitch with a job at the club but there are only a few left for future retirees…
11. Pandering Free Beer Delivery Logistics Manager
10. Inukshuk Inventory Manager
9. Assistant Regional Butty Quality Control
8. Altidore-man
7. Wall of Honour Giant T-Shirt Laundry Manager
6. Band of Allegiance Head of De-Tangling
5. Director of Trophy Maintenance (Pending)
4. Vice-President of Future Forced Retirements
3. LeiwekeWasher
2. Assistant to the Regional Cap Wonk
1. Argonaut Greeter
July 20, 2015
Does the Argonaut Greeter report to the Argonaut Stadium Decor Specialist?