THE STARTING 11: Proposed BMO Field East Stand Concessions

"Howay the roast beef!"

“Howay the roast beef!”

When not pretending that they aren’t remodeling BMO Field with the Argos in mind, MLSE continues to beaver away on the multi-million dollar stadium expansion. With only a year remaining before the stadium goes from “soccer specific” to “soccer first” to “soccer also”, the first phase is nearly ready and TFC fans will be the first to experience the new double-deck East Stand. Of course with MLSE being MLSE all that new floor space can only mean one thing: new opportunities to fleece! With room for new concessions abundant and still pretending that TFC matters, these new Reds-centric commercial proposals could be opening soon for all of your money-draining needs…

11. Red Threads Unisex Fashion Boutique

10. Torsten’s Frings

9. Raivis Hscanovics Ltvn Cftria

8. Tunnel Club Escobar

7. The John Carvery

6. Kevin P’s Inukshuk Warehouse

5. The Band of Allegiance Repair Kiosk

4. Matt Gold Buys Your Gold

3. McDunfield’s

2. Student of Game Artisanal Butcher Shoppe

1. Chez Rou

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  2. Why does the ltvn cftr have all those extraneous vowels at the end?

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    • You’ll have to ask the author. I only manage the malarkey; I wouldn’t dare change the carefully chosen prose.

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