THE STARTING 11: Rejected Kansas City Stadium Names

Posted By on Mar 21, 2016 in Malarkey, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Livestrong Sporting Park

When the good folks of Kansas decided that they just couldn’t get behind Lance Armstrong’s pro-syringe agenda, they ditched their ground’s name of Livestrong Sporting Park. For a while after their flirtation with performance enhanced stadia ended, it was just plain old Sporting Park. However, that just sounded too much like a place for wealthy fox hunts. This year SKC have gone with the guilt-inducing Children’s Mercy Park. Charitable – but undoubtedly creepy. Still, it could have been worse…

11. Parc des Preki

10. Jacob Peterson’s All-American Soccer Freedom Arena & Gun Range

9. Old Wizzord

8. The Maracorna

7. Camp Mo

6. Estadio TFC Luz

5. Midwestfalenstadion

4. Dome Dwyer

3. Santiago Barbecueu Stadium

2. Stade de Lance

1. The Ozteca

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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