THE STARTING 11: Things That May Be “Coming” to TFC

Picard Facepalm

Oh the Toronto Eff Cees, you do like to write your own jokes don’t you? In a poor piece of PR judgement, The Reds decided to tease a big “release” this Tuesday with a short video titled “It’s Coming”. This is a serious football website so we won’t pick off the low hanging fruit. Pervs. Now we know what’s coming is the new – and no-doubt Argos-tastic blue – alternative kit but it made us wonder what else could be so prophetically on the way. Here’s some ideas to take right in the face…

11. Divots

10. The Jason Kreis Countdown Clock

9. Rapidly lowered expectations

8. Mistimed pyrotechnics

7. High-profile mid-summer friendly vs. the Saskatchewan Roughriders

6. Completion of the GO Train tunnel expansion. (It’s Coming – by 2019)

5. Supporter anger/some free beers/supporter apathy

4. Summer. When all the good players are leaving.

3. Rumoured signing of 35-year old European veteran ”

2. Facepalms

1. Your “reasonable” 2017 season ticket price increase

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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