THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC Video Games
One of the pleasures of off-season transfers is the chance for video game aficionados (or “gamers” as the kidz on the streetz call themselvez) to create their club’s new line-up in their football game of choice. Before the new squad even laces up a boot in real-life, grown men sitting around in their underwear have been simulating whole seasons on computers in dimly-lit basements. It’s like porno – but with more Dominic Oduro. Nonetheless, MLSE, being the multimedia behemoth they are, could never turn a blind-eye to such a potential goldmine and have jumped on the gaming bandwagon with a new series of TFC-specific titles…
11. CALDWELL OF DUTY
10. BLOOM RAIDER
9. MARINER KART
8. MAXIM USANOV’S HORSE-PUNCH OUT!
7. PREKIMON
6. SUPER GIOVINCO BROS.
5. PAC-MAN feat. DRAKE
4. Q-BERTO
3. ALLOCATION TYCOON
2. ANGRY BITCHYS
1. BUTTY CRUSH
