Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Couch Report : UANL v Toronto, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before : *inhale* *exhale* We’re gonna be ok. We’re gonna be fine. We’re gonna be OK. We’re gonna be fine. Bold Predictions : Gignac will scare the hell outta me (something like this) Tigres will score two. Jozy will score one. Yeah, no scoreline prediction. No sure how this will fall.…
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South Couch Report : Toronto v UANL Tigres
The Part I Write Before : Scared. Not looking forward to this in many ways. Wish I was there though. Bold Predictions : Gignac scores Toronto doesn’t Sadness On to the Match : 1’ – Figures Gignac is on the bench. Now I’m slightly less scared. Just slightly. 23’ – Tigres just put half of…
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Episode 224 – 18/03/06 #suckItAbby
The gang is mostly here and completely remote for this one as they cover the home opener against Columbus, look ahead to Tigres, talk Algarve Cup and the #CanWNT and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark loses his mind with technology, Kristin loses her bravery against the elements, Duncan believes in groundskeeper gamesmanship and…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home, Columbus away, San Jose away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Real Salt Lake Home In a nutshell : Red with navy sleeves The inside collar says : nothing. The outside back collar has : nothing? The jock tag position has : seriously nothing? Compared to previous kit : Nice improvement RSL has something that many…
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Episode 223 – 18/03/01 #yourMomsCCL
The gang is mostly here to talk CCL second leg against Colorado, look ahead to Tigres next round, first kick against Columbus, talk some Canadian national team and the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan is sick, Mark is delirious (with forgetting and misnaming things) and Kristin gets excessively vulgar. Give us any rating on…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver away, NYCFC away, Portland away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Away In a nutshell : dark and boring with lots of triangles The inside collar says : Our all. Our honour. The outside back collar has : a maple leaf. Because how else would anyone know they’re Canadian? Compared to previous kit : it’s…
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South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!
Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado home, Dallas home, DC United home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Colorado Home In a nutshell : no white sleeves make it better The inside collar says : Colorado For Life The jock tag position has : state flag of Colorado Compared to previous kit : drastic improvement The new Colorado home kit is clean and…
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Episode 222 – 18/02/22 #KristinHatesBono
The gang is mostly here to discuss CONCACAF Champions Bracket (our term) in Colorado, discuss the TFC Big Breakfast, talk a little #CanWMNT and look ahead to the return leg on Tuesday against the Rapids. In this episode Duncan is particularly mean, Mark gets a bit controlling and Kristin sees her mood deflate from season…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia home, Atlanta away, Seattle home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Philadelphia Home In a nutshell : the bib is gone The outside back collar has : Join or Die with a snake The jock tag position has : coiled snake Compared to previous kit : an improvement, but different Some of my concerns with the…