Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto
Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets…
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Episode 228 – 18/04/08 #theNeedles
The gang is all here to talk RSL and Club America match reviews, look ahead to more Club America, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark is discusses the Clan (or Clansmen), Duncan calls for a collapse, Tony is adamant of the Club America nickname and Kristin telegraphs her man of the match selection…
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South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake
The Part I Write Before : OK, for those of you who listen to the podcast on the regular, I’ve railed against the schedule for this season with terrible kick-off times (mostly applicable to those suburbanites) and dates, but this is top shelf stupid. Thank you to the schedule makers for not talking to the…
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Episode 227 – 18/03/28 #blessedNotBlissed #duckHunt
Most of the gang is here to review the #CanMNT against New Zealand, look ahead to the games against Real Salt Lake and Club America, talk a bit of TFC II and an interview with TFC eSports pro Philip Ralke @PhilB94_. In this episode, Kristin gets a few religious references in, Duncan does all the…
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Episode 226 – 18/03/22 #fatRoofnaldo
The gang is all here to review the ‘performance’ in Montreal, discuss #CanWNT keeper Labbe’s new club, look ahead to the #CanMNT match against New Zealand and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan rages for the Belgians, Kristin gets her serious discussion (finally!), and Tony & Mark workshop a bunch of new voice-over/sound effect…
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South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : What a week. First a 200th episode of the podcast, then advancing to the semi-final of your #MomsCCL, and now a derby in Montreal on St Patrick’s Day. Bold Predictions : Courtesy of the missus Vanney ejection (harsh) Interruption in game from wild animal (bizarre) Morgan gets a point…
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Episode 225 – 18/03/15 #itsActuallyEpisode200
Holy crap you guys, we made it. Officially episode 200 (stupid story and a terrible idea)! The gang is all here to talk your #MomsCCL matches vs Tigres, look ahead to the St. Patrick’s day clash versus the Cheesemakers, Wins & Losses, and a metric crap ton of reflection to the point of absurdity. In…
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South Couch Report : UANL v Toronto, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before : *inhale* *exhale* We’re gonna be ok. We’re gonna be fine. We’re gonna be OK. We’re gonna be fine. Bold Predictions : Gignac will scare the hell outta me (something like this) Tigres will score two. Jozy will score one. Yeah, no scoreline prediction. No sure how this will fall.…
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South Couch Report : Toronto v UANL Tigres
The Part I Write Before : Scared. Not looking forward to this in many ways. Wish I was there though. Bold Predictions : Gignac scores Toronto doesn’t Sadness On to the Match : 1’ – Figures Gignac is on the bench. Now I’m slightly less scared. Just slightly. 23’ – Tigres just put half of…
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Episode 224 – 18/03/06 #suckItAbby
The gang is mostly here and completely remote for this one as they cover the home opener against Columbus, look ahead to Tigres, talk Algarve Cup and the #CanWNT and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark loses his mind with technology, Kristin loses her bravery against the elements, Duncan believes in groundskeeper gamesmanship and…