Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home, Columbus away, San Jose away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home, Columbus away, San Jose away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Real Salt Lake Home   In a nutshell : Red with navy sleeves The inside collar says : nothing. The outside back collar has : nothing? The jock tag position has : seriously nothing? Compared to previous kit : Nice improvement RSL has something that many…

  • Episode 223 – 18/03/01 #yourMomsCCL

    Episode 223 – 18/03/01 #yourMomsCCL

    The gang is mostly here to talk CCL second leg against Colorado, look ahead to Tigres next round, first kick against Columbus, talk some Canadian national team and the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan is sick, Mark is delirious (with forgetting and misnaming things) and Kristin gets excessively vulgar. Give us any rating on…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver away, NYCFC away, Portland away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver away, NYCFC away, Portland away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Away   In a nutshell : dark and boring with lots of triangles The inside collar says : Our all. Our honour. The outside back collar has : a maple leaf. Because how else would anyone know they’re Canadian? Compared to previous kit : it’s…

  • South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!

    South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!

    Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado home, Dallas home, DC United home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado home, Dallas home, DC United home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Colorado Home   In a nutshell : no white sleeves make it better The inside collar says : Colorado For Life The jock tag position has : state flag of Colorado Compared to previous kit : drastic improvement The new Colorado home kit is clean and…

  • Episode 222 – 18/02/22 #KristinHatesBono

    Episode 222 – 18/02/22 #KristinHatesBono

    The gang is mostly here to discuss CONCACAF Champions Bracket (our term) in Colorado, discuss the TFC Big Breakfast, talk a little #CanWMNT and look ahead to the return leg on Tuesday against the Rapids. In this episode Duncan is particularly mean, Mark gets a bit controlling and Kristin sees her mood deflate from season…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia home, Atlanta away, Seattle home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia home, Atlanta away, Seattle home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Philadelphia Home   In a nutshell : the bib is gone The outside back collar has : Join or Die with a snake The jock tag position has : coiled snake Compared to previous kit : an improvement, but different Some of my concerns with the…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away, LA Galaxy home, Chicago home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away, LA Galaxy home, Chicago home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Toronto Away   In a nutshell : still white without the red chest stripe The outside back collar has : All for One The jock tag position has : a maple leaf Compared to previous kit : slight improvement I long for the day that this…

  • The South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League, first leg (FIGHT!)

    The South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League, first leg (FIGHT!)

    Didn’t I write one of these buggers, like, a few weeks ago?!? AGAIN!?! Ugh. Remember that off-season we used to have. From early October until mid-March. Oh those halcyon days gone by. Now we’re in this bastardized version of Champions League (ummm… groups?) and we’re playing the most vanilla f’ing side in the first round.…

  • Episode 221 – 18/02/08 #IraqiAttackiMidfielder

    Episode 221 – 18/02/08 #IraqiAttackiMidfielder

    The gang is all here to discuss some Canada national program stuff, discuss player transfers, look at some TFC and it’s sequel TFC II, as well as the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan loves Go Station names, Mark loves ailments shared between animals and people, Tony loves geography puns and Kristin loves goalkeepers. Give…