Author: Mark Hinkley

  • South Couch Report : NYC v Toronto

    South Couch Report : NYC v Toronto

    Undefeated, top of the table, highly unlikely. These are all phrases used to describe Toronto FC. Today the indomitable Robins take on the only team in New York at the tiny confines of Estadio del Yankees. After stealing all the points from the only team in New Jersey, you can’t help but be a wee…

  • Episode 127 – 16/03/08 #TheLovitzRole

    Episode 127 – 16/03/08 #TheLovitzRole

    The gang is all here with a special “Live” while we’re watching the first match of the season and a “Live” studio audience. Relive all of the insanity as if you were standing there with us at a match, canopy and all. In this episode, Tony can’t handle the initials, Kristin mumbles, Mark loves the…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Dallas home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Dallas home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : Still barely worthy of being called “the hoops” The inside collar says : “Dallas ‘Til I Die” The outside back collar has : modified version of the flag of Dallas The jock tag position has : Flag of the United States…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. for the Giovinco outfit for the Bradley/Altidore outfit   In a nutshell : White with a large red horizontal band and a smaller blue band above it The inside collar says : unknown The outside back collar has : “All For One” The jock tag position…

  • South Stand Report : Toronto v Philadelphia (pre-season)

    South Stand Report : Toronto v Philadelphia (pre-season)

    Welcome to the Rowdies Suncoast Invitational, live from beautiful, sunny and temperate St. Petersburg, Florida. When you’re a jet-setting millennial like myself with plenty of disposable income, you too can just fly out on a lark to watch exciting MLS pre-season action. Situated just a de Guzman free kick from the water, Al Lang Stadium…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle 3rd

    Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle 3rd

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : Navy noise (it’s like white noise, except, navy-ish) The inside collar says : nothing The outside back collar has : nothing The jock tag position has : seal of Seattle The side Adidas stripes are : light blue Third kits are…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Houston away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Houston away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : Almost like a negative of the Germany World Cup kit. The inside collar says : Forever Orange The outside back collar has : Dynamo The jock tag position has : Flag of Texas The side Adidas stripes are : dark grey…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : Green shirt, blue sleeves The inside collar says : “Sea of Green. Sky of Blue” The outside back collar has : Sounders FC The jock tag position has : seal of Seattle The side Adidas stripes are : blue If different…

  • Kit Nerd Corner :  New England home

    Kit Nerd Corner : New England home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : It’s navy with two big stripes down the middle. The inside collar says : “Est. 1996” The outside back collar has : tree from the flag of New England over a white and red stripe The jock tag position has :…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : NYRB away

    Kit Nerd Corner : NYRB away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : An improvement on last year’s away kit The inside collar says : “Est. 1996” & “Love. Fight. Passion. Glory.” The outside back collar has : New York The jock tag position has : nothing so far… The side Adidas stripes are…