Author: Mark Hinkley
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South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
Hi. I’m Mark Hinkley. If you listen to the podcast (which you do, of course) you will know that tonight Toronto FC is playing FC Dallas. My FC Dallas. First it was a dig from Duncan to raise my ire toward FC Dallas, I have since embraced them. They’re mine. Not yours. You might be…
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Episode 82 – 15/04/16 #brickwall
The gang is temporarily back together to talk about the latest gaffe in the MLSE/TFC saga : stadium readiness, review our season’s ticket packages, In this episode, Duncan bids “adios” for vacation, Mark finds MLS scheduling policy a little broken, Tony ultimately gives a hoot and Kristin’s segment endings just… Click here to download episode…
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The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
Long weekends… aren’t they the bestest evar!!??! I’m sure nothing can ruin it… except the potential result of a Toronto FC match. There’s no telling what we might find tonight, delicious creme eggs or rabbit droppings. Chicago are coming off of their first victory of the season and the robins have a much more…
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Episode 80 – 15/04/02 #pundints
The gang is all in to reflect on the Real Salt Lake match, postulate the upcoming battle of the Great Lakes, and throw down in the typical malarkey. In this episode, Mark makes up a new analogy relating to time and space, Tony informs us of a tasty dessert, Duncan reveals an extension of a…
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The South Couch Report : Real Salt Lake v Toronto FC
I’m so excited, it seems like it’s been forever. Sure, key guys are out for various reasons, but this is the big time. This is a make or break scenario. What happens here is a clear indication of what we can expect out of these guys. Their mettle. Their character. Their desire to step up…
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Episode 79 – 15/03/26 #punini
The gang gets together to talk about TFCII, preview the RSL match on Sunday, and bring up the latest in pointy-ball neighbours at the stadium. In this episode Tony opens up about pre-dentist anxiety, Duncan gives an epic historical goal celebration, Mark gives an odd internet history lesson and Kristin gives much-deserving props to Toronto’s…
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Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault
The gang does their best to stay away from the universal talking point of the Columbus match, speculate about everyone’s new favourite sequel-based club and engage in the usual malarkey of BitchyBlanks and Would You Rather. In this episode, Duncan nicks a Colin Samuel gag for a manager, Kristin expresses her distaste for a particular…
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The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto
Welcome to the first EVER match review, by me, your trusty… um… whatever role I had on that other site, it’s the same one here. Everyone else is off drinking. Someone said they couldn’t do it because it was pre-pre-pre St. Paddy’s day. Weak? Of course, but what else could I do? Last week, your…
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Episode 77 – 15/03/12 #PartBInTheBedroom
The gang reel from the shock of a first win of the season coming this soon even in the face of the first 45 minutes, they preview the Columbus match and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony reveals the restaurant players can now afford with the new CBA, Kristin gives us some choice soundbytes…
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Kit Nerd Corner : San Jose Earthquakes away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. San Jose Earthquakes away In a nutshell : OK no. Here’s what is good about this kit : the embossed pattern found in the club badge that’s supposed to represent fault lines. Now that that is out of the way, let the white kit garbage go.…