Tag: South Stand Report
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South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, how long has it been? A meaningless match. How complacent have we all been with this that we forgot hahahahahahaha… We’ll never forget. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll always enjoy, at the very least, chasing the last playoff spot, but this season has been one oversized shrug. DC…
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South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the…
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South Couch Report : Atlanta v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, this is the second big game Atlanta is hosting in a week! Lucky! First they got MLS All-Stars vs. Juventus B, and now Atlanta v your reigning MLS Cup Champions! Toronto is finding their feet, legs, head and a bunch of other parts after the massive blip that…
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South Couch Report : Kansas City v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : This is the second week in a row where we’ve been ‘treated’ to the McFlurry dessert of MLS (and specifically this version of Toronto) after the gourmet steak dinner of the World Cup. After the emotional rollercoaster of the game on Wednesday vs Minnesota (apologies, schedule was insane), I…
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South Couch Report – NYC v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : I don’t know if you all are like me, but I for one am relieved with Major League Soccer being back on television. Like that World Cup thing is just a pretentious mess. There’s no salary caps. There’s no TAM. There’s no GAM. And with a distinct lack of…
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South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Man, am I tired. I want to go to bed before this game even starts. Long week, amirite? I’m just happy for once somebody else has to deal with an 8 p.m. kick off on a Friday evening. Too bad Philly, suck it. Honestly, I haven’t paid attention too…
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South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has…
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South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto
Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets…
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South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake
The Part I Write Before : OK, for those of you who listen to the podcast on the regular, I’ve railed against the schedule for this season with terrible kick-off times (mostly applicable to those suburbanites) and dates, but this is top shelf stupid. Thank you to the schedule makers for not talking to the…
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South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before : What a week. First a 200th episode of the podcast, then advancing to the semi-final of your #MomsCCL, and now a derby in Montreal on St Patrick’s Day. Bold Predictions : Courtesy of the missus Vanney ejection (harsh) Interruption in game from wild animal (bizarre) Morgan gets a point…