THE STARTING 11: Things That May Be “Coming” to TFC
Oh the Toronto Eff Cees, you do like to write your own jokes don’t you? In a poor piece of PR judgement, The Reds decided to tease a big “release” this Tuesday with a short video titled “It’s Coming”. This is a serious football website so we won’t pick off the low hanging fruit. Pervs. Now we know what’s coming is the new – and no-doubt Argos-tastic blue – alternative kit but it made us wonder what else could be so prophetically on the way. Here’s some ideas to take right in the face…
11. Divots
10. The Jason Kreis Countdown Clock
9. Rapidly lowered expectations
8. Mistimed pyrotechnics
7. High-profile mid-summer friendly vs. the Saskatchewan Roughriders
6. Completion of the GO Train tunnel expansion. (It’s Coming – by 2019)
5. Supporter anger/some free beers/supporter apathy
4. Summer. When all the good players are leaving.
3. Rumoured signing of 35-year old European veteran ”
2. Facepalms
1. Your “reasonable” 2017 season ticket price increase