The Vocal Minority Final Countdown: 2018 Edition
Nov22

The Vocal Minority Final Countdown: 2018 Edition

Time for everyone’s favourite end of season exercise!  That’s right, it’s time for the VMP Final Countdown, when we rank every Toronto FC player that set foot on the pitch across all competitions.  It doesn’t matter how long they played, or what they did once they were in there game – if they played, they get ranked.  Unlike last year where everyone agonized over the top players and you had throw a dart...

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Sorry, No Show This Week – We’re Too Sad.
Sep28

Sorry, No Show This Week – We’re Too Sad.

Due to an unforeseen retirement in the family, there’s no show this week.  We tried but Duncan wouldn’t stop crying ‘why Chad why?’, Kristin won’t stop saying ‘but what about Robbo?’, Tony’s running out of Welsh phrases, and Mark’s too busy losing his mind over the CPL Macron deal.  We’ll do a proper farewell to Chad, speculate about Robbo’s future and who might take...

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Is this the real life?
Feb28

Is this the real life?

No, it’s just fantasy. Yes, we are once again doing a fantasy league thing, another chance to create a team, impress with a clever team name, make changes week by week and then eventually give up and forget about it 3 weeks in. Pretty much the same format really, the big twist this year is that there’s 2 seasons, they’ve gone all apertura and clausura on us. Presumably they’re hoping all the people that do give...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 1 – Victor Vazquez
Jan29

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 1 – Victor Vazquez

Highest: 1 Lowest: 5 Average ranking: 2.08 Kristin: 1 – As I say pretty much every time we watch him play; he plays in the Matrix. That’s the only (not really) explanation for his ability to see two, three steps ahead of everyone else, send in those delicious passes and bend the game to his will – wonderful stuff. Last year Toronto FC were a good team – a very good team in fact – but there was an obvious...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 2 – Michael Bradley
Jan28

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 2 – Michael Bradley

Highest: 1 Lowest: 8 Average ranking: 2.52 (*Editor’s note: Bradley & Altidore were tied for average ranking score, but Bradley had more Number 1 votes, therefore he’s in second*) Duncan: 3 Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. What to say about Michael Bradley. I really shouldn’t have let myself get stuck with writing this one as it should be full of good...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 3 – Jozy Altidore
Jan27

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 3 – Jozy Altidore

Highest: 1 Lowest: 5 Average ranking: 2.52 Kristin: 3 – Best.  Speech.  Everrrrrr.  What a way to finish the season!  I know that the season finished two days before that, with that thrilling goal that encapsulates Jozy Altidore’s season; a moment where any doubt in fans’ minds about Jozy’s abilities to score, to be a strong presence on the pitch, to come up big when needed was erased. I’ll admit to...

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