THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC-related CNE Attractions
Hot dogs are well into the corning process; Def Leppard mirrors are shining brightly; ice cream and waffles have been making sweet, sweet love; and, the Polar Express really DOES wanna go faster! Yes the Canadian National Exhibition is in full swing – Toronto’s annual goodbye to summer/ carny-folk’s annual hello to your sister. Of course the Exhibition Grounds are also the permanent home of local foot and ball squad/profit enthusiasts Toronto FC and as usual, the club has their own set of attractions to add to this year’s festivities…
11. The House of 2016 Season Ticket Price Horrors!
10. The Argos to BMO Moving Parade
9. Chip butty poutine
8. The hourly Jackson Klaxon
7. Timmy B’s Allocation Casino
6. Club ExCobar
5. Ex-TFC managers sing the hits of The Village People
4. Bitchy vs. The Snowbirds
3. Michael Bradley stares at your kids until they cry
2. Greg Vanney and Robin Fraser in: “Miami Vice: A Modern Dance Tribute”
1. Tiny Seba Donuts