THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC v Sunderland Friendly Film Titles

Little Miss Sunderland

Apparently, there’s “Nothing Friendly About It”. ┬áSo say official Toronto FC press releases about the upcoming friendly against Sunderland. No, you see friends, this is no ordinary friendly, this one is about REVENGE! Apparently. As one or two of you may remember, Sunderland’s main striker is one, Jermain Defoe, formerly and briefly of The Toronto Defoes. We could get all up in arms about yet another friendly and/or Defoe’s “emotional reunion”, but why? We won’t be there, most of you won’t be there and it will be a surprise if Defoe himself is there. Instead, we will use our time to help the home side up the ante on their flammable tagline by re-branding this match as something better to watch over two hours – a film…

11. LOOK WHO’S STILL NOT TALKING

10. MACKEMBETH

9. JERMAINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

8. I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDN’T DO LAST SUMMER

7. HAMSTRING II: THE HAMSTRINGENNING

6. LITTLE MISS SUNDERLAND

5. FRIENDLIES WITH NO BENEFITS

4. TRANSFERMERS: AGE OF PRETENSION

3. PLANES, DRAKES AND AUTOMOBILES

2. BLOODY BIG DEAL 2: A GOOD DAY TO DEAL HARD

1. GONE WITH THE WHINGE

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  1. This poster should be for sale!

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