THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC v Sunderland Friendly Film Titles

Posted By Tony Walsh on Jun 15, 2015 in Malarkey, Uncategorized | 1 comment

Apparently, there’s “Nothing Friendly About It”.  So say official Toronto FC press releases about the upcoming friendly against Sunderland. No, you see friends, this is no ordinary friendly, this one is about REVENGE! Apparently. As one or two of you may remember, Sunderland’s main striker is one, Jermain Defoe, formerly and briefly of The Toronto Defoes. We could get all up in arms about yet another friendly and/or Defoe’s “emotional reunion”, but why? We won’t be there, most of you won’t be there and it will be a surprise if Defoe himself is there. Instead, we will use our time to help the home side up the ante on their flammable tagline by re-branding this match as something better to watch over two hours – a film…

11. LOOK WHO’S STILL NOT TALKING

10. MACKEMBETH

9. JERMAINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

8. I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDN’T DO LAST SUMMER

7. HAMSTRING II: THE HAMSTRINGENNING

6. LITTLE MISS SUNDERLAND

5. FRIENDLIES WITH NO BENEFITS

4. TRANSFERMERS: AGE OF PRETENSION

3. PLANES, DRAKES AND AUTOMOBILES

2. BLOODY BIG DEAL 2: A GOOD DAY TO DEAL HARD

1. GONE WITH THE WHINGE