THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC Video Games

Super Giovinco Bros

One of the pleasures of off-season transfers is the chance for video game aficionados (or “gamers” as the kidz on the streetz call themselvez) to create their club’s new line-up in their football game of choice. Before the new squad even laces up a boot in real-life, grown men sitting around in their underwear have been simulating whole seasons on computers in dimly-lit basements. It’s like porno – but with more Dominic Oduro. Nonetheless, MLSE, being the multimedia behemoth they are, could never turn a blind-eye to such a potential goldmine and have jumped on the gaming bandwagon with a new series of TFC-specific titles…

11. CALDWELL OF DUTY
10. BLOOM RAIDER
9. MARINER KART
8. MAXIM USANOV’S HORSE-PUNCH OUT!
7. PREKIMON
6. SUPER GIOVINCO BROS.
5. PAC-MAN feat. DRAKE
4. Q-BERTO
3. ALLOCATION TYCOON
2. ANGRY BITCHYS
1. BUTTY CRUSH

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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