THE STARTING 11: Ways Toronto FC Players Are Spending Their Bye Week

spring break

SPRING BREAK!!! Yeah!!! Ok, not quite a kegger on Daytona Beach but TFC players and staff
have a few extra days off to relax this week as the nutty MLS schedule has handed them a March
Break bye week. So while you toil away in whatever corporate ant farm is slowly destroying your
soul from the inside… take a moment to think of those more fortunate than you and how they plan
to spend a lovely (screw you Torontonian non­spring weather) week off…

11. TIM LEIWEKE: Doing a dry run on the 2015 MLS Cup Parade route
10. ERIQ ZAVALETA: Movie and pizza night at Unky Greg’s!
9. MARK BLOOM: Having a perfectly middle-­class, tightly ­budgeted family outing
8. JOZY ALTIDORE: Exploring Toronto, trying to get tourists to give him the finger
7. CHRIS KONOPKA: Yelling in furious frustration at a bag of milk
6. BRIGHT DIKE: Wondering aloud why the beverage Sprite isn’t pronounced “Spee­rite”
5. WARREN CREAVALLE: Auditioning for the new Kid ‘n Play film
4. STEVEN CALDWELL: Inadvertently waving jumbo jets in for a landing in his backyard
3. SEBASTIAN GIOVINCO: Hitting all of Toronto’s trendiest/tiniest hot spots
2. JACKSON: Bonding with newborn baby; watching on with pride as the child wildly tackles the
nanny from behind
1. MICHAEL BRADLEY: Taking family to local playground ­ complaining angrily that the place is
full of “too many little kids”

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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