Author: Mark Hinkley
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Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut
The gang is mostly here with special guest from The Athletic – Toronto, TFC beat writer Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke)to talk the thumping of New York, look ahead to a thumping in DC (mostly), talk All-Star Game, VAR, CBC and other acronyms. In this episode, Duncan flaunts his rarely-bridled pessimism, Kristin may hate Canada but loves…
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Episode 197 – 17/07/27 #cheersYouFuckinMuppet
The gang is all here to review the Gold Cup adventure, conduct an autopsy of the NYCFC and Colorado matches, look ahead to more NYCFC, and much more. In this episode, Tony crushes a theatre pun, Duncan tries to soften an trolling on Kristin with something she would favour, Kristin gives a Canadian rocker a…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado
The Part I Write Before The Match : Anything can happen, it seems. An undermanned Toronto can somehow hold their mettle to steal a point in historic legendary Yankee Stadium missing too much of their first team. So why not a thumping of Colorado. Bold Predictions : Colorado wearing their buttery Sweden kits Vazquez man…
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South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
Long day. No predictions. No insight. I called for a win on the road. Ambitious, I know. On To The Match : 12’ – GOAL – Ball finds its way into the box, first hit cross by Spencer, full volley to Ashtone Morgan, and buries it like a pro for his first goal and Kristin…
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Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece
The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and…
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Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro
In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this…
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Got home late. No time! Bold Predictions : Larin scores Toronto wins Vazquez is amazing On to the Match : 18’ – GOAL – Giovinco takes a ball from Delgado, cuts a pretty pass through four defenders to Altidore, one touch to settle, one to put…
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The South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : I have to believe that this is the game where we come back down to reality. I’m not saying that it’s the match where they get hammered into dust, just, you know, lose. It’s more playing the numbers and the odds rather than a pessimism towards Toronto.…
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Episode 193 – 17/06/29 #diminutivelyCreepy
Most of the gang is in attendance as they discuss the game against the Revolution, preview the V-Cup Final second leg against Montreal, preview the weekend match against Mark Hinkley’s FC Dallas, a little bit of Gold Cup talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan buries one of the Ninja Turtles, and Kristin…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, Voyageurs Cup, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before The Match : You guys. I’m super stoked you guys. We’re gonna win a trophy tonight, you guys. @kzknowles is going to present it to the winning Toronto team, and she promised that she would interview the trophy before the game and find out what it’s really like, Tiger Beat…