Author: Mark Hinkley
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
I’m kinda relieved that this Wednesday game is away. I like home games and all, but sometimes you just wanna lay on the couch, wear your feeted jammie-jams (you know what I’m talking about) and curl up with a cider or three to watch the footie. The purples (why hasn’t that caught on yet?) have…
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Episode 152 – 16/08/25 #twoStickTifo
The gang is all in to reflect on the win that was in Philly, bask in the bronze medal that the Canadian women’s national team earned in Rio, look ahead to Orlando on Wednesday and Montreal at the CNE, as well as the usual insanity. In this episode, Kristin rocks the bells, Tony is on…
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Episode 151 – 16/08/18 #HouseOfKlaxons
The gang is here to reflect on the action on Sunday, look ahead to the Canadian Women’s National Team match from this past Tuesday, preview the match against Philadelphia, discuss a possible Panamanian and the usual madness. In this episode, Tony offers up a variety of subs, Duncan brings up Frost vs Nixon, Mark prefers…
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Episode 150 – 16/08/17 #WaitLightning
The gang is all here to reflect on the action on Saturday. In this episode, Tony has a false start, Kristin is startled easily, Mark shows of his sense of distance and Duncan flexes his authority. Click here to listen to episode 150 A rating on iTunes means no more delays. Hooray.
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The South Couch Report : Houston v Toronto
I am so tired. I suppose I could’ve gone to bed, but I didn’t see the tweet until 35 minutes ago that the game was delayed until 9pm tonight. If I drink this last 5-hour energy drink, I’m afraid I’ll be dead by halftime. You want a preview? Huh? Maybe you should have read this…
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Episode 149 – 16/08/12 #MLSLiveAndChill
Tony is off with a hamstring injury (#hamstrong) so that leaves us with 75% of the gang present to reflect on the victories versus Salt Lake and New England, look ahead to Houston, talk a little bit of Canadian Women’s National Team at Rio, question our TFC optimisms and the usual malarkey. In this episode…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England
After what can only be described as an “interesting” performance, Toronto is on a win streak. Moreso, they’re on a home win streak, and they’re unbeaten at home in their last 10 matches. I know, I’m shocked too, and I went to them all. Not to be outdone, the Tea Terrorists TM road form isn’t anything…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Salt Lake
You guys! OMG you guys! We’re going to win the league! Everything is amazing you guys! I love Toron… *needle scratch* Whaddoya mean Cheyrou is out with a hamstring injury? Gah… I know, I know, he wasn’t there for the 3-0 beating to Columbus anyways, but I figure it’s a bit of coasting if you…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus
The manufactured cup. So unimportant and uninspiring to me and many others, I’m not even capitalizing it. Trophies are nice but meaningful trophies get me amped. This is not one of them. Nonetheless, it is a long weekend and the weather is cooperating so Hooray! A game! Toronto FC are coming off the Mr. Hyde…
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Episode 147 – 16/07/28 #shaddup
The gang is back in tact to review the DC match, look ahead to the Trillium Cup conclusion on Sunday, postulate the All-Star Game and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin offers an Amazing Race MLS crossover, Tony holds his spot in the show for an interruption, Mark offers a real All-Star Game showcase…