Category: Match Previews & Reports

  • THE SOUTH LITTER BOX REPORT: Special Guest Reporter – Crew Cat

    From time to time we realize that you, our devoted readership get a little tired of our hard-hitting style of investigative journalism. So, once in a while we invite a guest columnist to sit-in for TFC match coverage. Since tonight is the universally awaited second leg of the 2016 Trillium Cup, we aimed high to…

  • Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Trillium Cup Match Two – The Flowering!

    Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew ~ 7pm ET ~ MAPFRE Stadium ~ TSN2 It is once again time for Toronto FC to face their most hated rival – no, not that one! Or that one! – it’s the Columbus Crew you guys!  Trillium Cup time; grrrr.   In the first of two games for our…

  • South Stand Report – Toronto v Chicago

    South Stand Report – Toronto v Chicago

    A little humid, but with a cool breeze. Damp, but it rained lightly. Feels like it’s gonna be a nice night for a football match. I don’t need to update you on a preview because you did your homework reading Kristin’s write up. Chicago is terrible with a bunch of unknown players, and Toronto is…

  • Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire: Will It Be a Hot Time In The City?

    Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ TSN4 Time for the Great Lakes Derby!  Grab some sausage from Abe Froman, say danke schoen to the weather gods and make sure you’ve got your gummy bears cause here come the Fire!  Ah the Chicago Fire; forever part of TFC history and…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Seattle

    Why can’t I be injured for either an unknown amount of time or 6-8 weeks. All the cool kids are out 6 weeks. Irwin. Bradley. National Cup Hero Wil Johnson. Even Altidore. I’d like a paid vacation, hobbling around with a lower body injury. OK, maybe not, but the point is a vacation. So Toronto…

  • Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: What The Deuce Will TFC Do In The Wake of Injuries?

    Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ TSN4/5 WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAMPIONS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!  And WEEEEEE’LLLLLLL keep on….sorry, still celebrating the glorious triumph from Wednesday night; but I won’t waste any more time on that… So while Wednesday was loads of fun (it really, really was!), Toronto FC have to…

  • South Couch Report: Vancouver v Toronto. Voyageurs Cup. 2nd leg.

    Alright. Home just as the lineups were being shown, about 30 seconds before the start so there’ll not be much of a preamble. Maybe I’ll add up one after the game, and I’ll be able to use hindsight to make myself look like some kind of genius. Here is that lineup The @BacardiCanada XI: Bono;…

  • Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps: Voyageurs Cup Leg 2, This Time It’s Final

    Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps ~ BC Place ~ 10pm ET ~ TSN4 It’s here!  Toronto FC’s first shot at meaningful silverware – sorry Trillium Cup – in ages is determined tonight out in Vancouver at BC Place; that’s right it’s time for the final leg of the Voyageurs Cup final!  Wheee!!!  OK, so I’m…

  • The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    You know what I’m glad to be doing? Watching a game and the air conditioning is on. #bragging Toronto has been less than convincing on the pitch. Scoring has been dry so it’s hard to be optimistic that they’ll light up the scoreboard. Cheyrou has been a rock in the midfield, as has Moor in…

  • Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps: Voyageurs Cup Final Leg One – We’re Baaack!

    Toronto FC v Vancouver Whitecaps ~ BMO Field ~ 7:30pm ET ~ TSN4 What’s that?  Toronto FC are back in the Voyageurs Cup final?  AND it’s against the Vancouver Whitecaps?  Ooh I love it when a narrative comes together!  Although all of us would have loved to see TFC play the Ottawa Fury – really,…