Category: Match Previews & Reports

  • South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles

    South Stand Report : Toronto v Los Angeles

    Welcome to Toronto. Dysfunctional weather patterns since 1992. Damn it’s steamy. So MLS had a demi-break until half the Copa America was done, which was so necessary, apparently. It’s OK MLS, I wasn’t going to watch it, since Canada wasn’t included so keep your tournament.  Maybe next time I’ll give a damn. Tonight, the slipping…

  • Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy: We Were On A Break! Welcome Back MLS

    TFC vs LAG ~ 7:30pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ SN360 Hey there – yes you with glazed eyes from watching Euro matches by day and then Copa America matches by night – you know what you need?  More soccer to watch!  Well fear not as this weekend MLS returns to fill your late afternoons…

  • The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Edition, Part II

    The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Edition, Part II

    Well this is thrilling. Cup glory awaits… Well, the next round anyways. The kids did just fine last week, but that was at home. Hell, one of the goal scorers probably woke up in his childhood bedroom the next day (not that there’s anything wrong with that, have you seen real estate prices in this…

  • Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact – Voyageurs Cup Second Leg: Electric Boogaloo.

    Toronto FC at Montreal Impact ~ 7:30pm ET ~ Saputo Stadium ~ TSN2 Here we go again!  It’s time for the away leg of TFC’s Voyageurs Cup series against the Impact, and this time it’s personal!  Ah, it’s always personal when we play the Impact, but tonight’s match sees Toronto going into the game actually…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, V-Cup Edition

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, V-Cup Edition

    A famous pundit once said “You can’t win anything with kids”. And that pundit was spot on as Manchester United went on to lose 5 more games at the end of that season. Sure they won 25 other games after that, and the league, but you can’t deny the truth that kids suck at football.…

  • Voyageurs Cup! Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will The Kids Be Alright?

      TFC v IMFC ~ 7:30pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN4 Who needs MLS games, it’s Voyageurs Cup time!  No seriously, this is one of my favourite things every year – even if TFC haven’t won in awhile, there’s always the hope that this year they’ll take back the trophy and get back into…

  • Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: On The Road Again – Can TFC Repeat Past Success?

    TFC vs NYRB ~ 7pm ET ~ Red Bull Arena ~ SN360 Ah the road, where Toronto FC is a Viking.  Remember the halcyon days of the first eight games of the season?  Where everything seemed possible?  Now a four game home stand later, TFC has come away with only five points from a possible…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus

    Are they sputtering? Stalling? Misfiring? It’s so difficult to wrap my head around it. Toronto and not look bad but they haven’t exactly looked great, and we’re expecting them to be great. We all know they have the potential to be great. I don’t know about the players, but three games in eight days is…

  • Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew. It’s Rivalry Weak. Grrrrrrrrr.

    Another fucking home game?  Ugh. If I wanted to go to games this often I’d be a basketball or hockey fan, I pine for a more balanced schedule, but fine, I’ll go I guess.  At least this late afternoon game (thanks Sportsnet and TFC, that’s some great late rescheduling.) should be more pleasant temperature wise…

  • The South Stand Report – Toronto v New York City

    The South Stand Report – Toronto v New York City

    I’m still tingling from the funnest game of recent memory, the Vancouver loss from the weekend. Why can’t they all be like that (results notwithstanding)? NYC is tied for first in the eastern conference winners of their last three, David Villa has as many goals as Giovinco, and somehow Pirlo is still playing. Will we…