Category: Match Previews & Reports
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Houston
Fucking finally. I mean c’mon. This has taken forever it seems. The club made for parody/television that is Toronto FC has its home opener on mother’s day. And on this mother’s day, I am thankful for how moms can easily compromise for their kids. For example: do brunch and am absolved from dinner. (thanks mom)…
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Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo: After Six Long Months TFC Finally Return Home
Finally! Finally we get to head down to BMO Field – sorry, the newly renovated, improved, shiny, tunnel club having BMO Field – to watch our Reds. After more than six months, a silly amount of drafts, player signings, player injuries and eight games on the road we finally get to watch our Toronto FC…
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Montreal Impact 1:0 Toronto FC. The East Couch Report:
For a change, this is Duncan bringing you this report. You’ll see why soon. Voyageurs Cup time. Toronto vs Montreal. All sorts of fun. Or probably not given the lineups. Here’s TFC. The Starting XI: Konopka, Morrow, Hagglund, Zavaleta, Creavalle, Lovitz, Bradley, Warner, Delgado, Osorio, Moore. #TFCLive — Toronto FC (@torontofc) May 6, 2015 Sigh.…
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Voyageurs Cup Time! Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact – It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Tonight Toronto FC get their first kick at the Voyageurs Cup as they travel to Montreal for the away leg (home leg is next Wednesday) to take on the somewhat sad Montreal Impact. For myself and a group of dedicated fans the Voyageurs Cup is one of our favourite times of year on the schedule…
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Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union: Will TFC Get Up To No Good?
Winning streak! Well, they won – that’s the start of a streak, right? Toronto FC are heading into west Philadelphia (OK Chester) to do some chillin’ out, maxin’ – maybe even relaxin’ all cool – shooting some footballs and hopefully not getting schooled by a couple of guys from the neighbourhood. Only two more…
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The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
Bath salts! I’ve figured out how we’re going to get a 3 hour break tonight. Let’s get some of the locals at few bags and then let them sit front row. Mayhem ensues and when this game wraps up at 12:07 EDT, Toronto gets a 1-1 draw. So keys to victory are : 1) supporter…
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Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Will TFC Be Celebrating With A Trip To The Magic Kingdom?
Brand new week, new city and a new team to face. And I really mean new. This weekend Toronto FC journey off to sunny Florida for their first game (Sunday, 7pm, TSN2) against the latest expansion club, Orlando City SC in their stadium the Citrus Bowl – which honestly makes me think it’s New Year’s…
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South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
Hi. I’m Mark Hinkley. If you listen to the podcast (which you do, of course) you will know that tonight Toronto FC is playing FC Dallas. My FC Dallas. First it was a dig from Duncan to raise my ire toward FC Dallas, I have since embraced them. They’re mine. Not yours. You might be…
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Toronto FC v FC Dallas: Will TFC Falter In Frisco?
After weeks – well, two weeks – of waiting, Toronto FC are finally back in action this weekend. Can I say again how much bye weeks are the devil? Even though they mean less games that TFC have to play on the road to start this season, but this stop and start nonsense is…
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MLS Wins and Losses: Week 6.
Entertainment remained thin on the ground as far as the football goes this week, but let’s dive right in, starting with last week’s big winners, the Vancouver Whitecaps, who had 4 wins out of 5, losing only to the unstoppable juggernaut that is TFC. They played twice, an entertaining midweek game that saw them end…