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  • Où est la pizzeria? Dominic Oduro Traded Dans L’Impact

    It wasn’t quite as #inhumane as the last time Toronto FC traded a winger to our bitter rival but the devastating effects on Toronto-area pizza establishments will be immeasurable. #NeverForgetPizza Yes, TFC has indeed delivered (no word if it was 30 minutes or free) the fleet-footed, pepperoni gobbling, wacky hair enthusiast Dominic Oduro to The…

  • LETTERS FROM CAMP: Zavaleta in, Gilberto probably out.

    Finally it’s here, the first day of camp, a time to be all excited about re-uniting with old friends and making new ones. To be wide eyed at the thought of the amazing adventures that everyone’s going to have together, whilst being apprehensive of the challenges that are sure to come as we all head…

  • Toronto FC officially sign Damien Perquis

    We have another new player in through the revolving door, as this morning the signing of Damien Perquis was announced by Toronto FC. Unlike Jozy Altidore or Giovinco, there was no great ceremony to this one, merely a press release, an article on the website and a photo of him holding up the shirt (number…

  • THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC Video Games

    One of the pleasures of off-season transfers is the chance for video game aficionados (or “gamers” as the kidz on the streetz call themselvez) to create their club’s new line-up in their football game of choice. Before the new squad even laces up a boot in real-life, grown men sitting around in their underwear have…

  • Giovinco still has his soul, but what’s his motivation?

    So, we all know no matter how much management is talking it up, Sebastian Giovinco’s not coming to MLS and Toronto FC for the challenge, it’s all about the money.  Nothing unusual about that, players move to all sorts of teams in all sorts of leagues for the sake of a good pay cheque, which…

  • Episode 70 – 15/01/22 #designatedPodcastMoney

    Episode 70 – 15/01/22 #designatedPodcastMoney

    Covering new signings, new draftees and speculating the impending future signings, the gang mulls over what-ifs, optimisms, and mystery that is the personnel decisions of Toronto FC. In this episode, Mark is OK with designated mercenaries, Kristin is on the mark(er) with puns, Tony reminisces over a disappointing Spurs player and Duncan reminds Tony of…

  • MASCOT HYSTERIA: Cozmo vs Rockin’ Robin

    Welcome to the very first match-up in what is quite possibly the world’s leading online football mascot battle – Mascot Hysteria! Every fortnight, (mascots love the Queen’s English. Fact.), we will bring you a head-to-head battle of two football club mascots – and then you, the Vocal Minority reader, will decide which of our furry,…

  • TFC II officially announced

    The hits just keep on coming for Toronto FC, with varying degrees of importance. Kyle Bekker going to FC dallas for allocation money broke yesterday though it’s still not official. Difficult to say if it’s a good deal without knowing how many garberbucks we get back, and there is now of course the chance for…

  • Bye Bye Bekker: Kyle Is Off To FC Dallas

    Bye Bye Bekker – looks like Kyle Bekker is heading off to FC Dallas in return for everyone’s favourite, allocation money.  Word broke on twitter from multiple places last night that the Canadian midfielder was heading off to the toasty environs of Frisco, Texas.  They’re going to have to dip him in sunscreen during summer…

  • Up and Atom! Reds “unveil” Giovinco

    Well that was an odd little presser wasn’t it? It wasn’t the dog and pony show of the Jermain Defoe/Michael Bradley event a year ago. It wasn’t the “we gotta clear the room in five minutes for the maid” production they put on for Jozy Altidore a week ago. Actually it wasn’t like many player…