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The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England
The Part I Write Before The Match : It’s Pride night. Still hoping that it’s more than patronizing than the usual ‘theme pandering night’ that takes place. Today has been crap already. It’s humid. It’s raining (as of time of writing this part). There’s an 8pm kick-off. Sucky day so far (with the exception of…
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The South Pub Report : Montreal v Toronto, V-Cup Finals, 1st Leg
This was written before the match, but not published, because I’m a failure. The Part I Write Before The Match : OK, this is a far better lineup than I was expecting. I figured, keep this light and close, go for it Friday and Tuesday. This weekend should be interesting at the least. Montreal is…
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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Will The Tea Terrorists Bring Another TFC Streak To A Halt?
Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ June 23rd ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN Forget Wednesday night’s Voyageurs Cup match (hey they didn’t lose!), it’s time to shift gears back to MLS as TFC do the quick turnaround and get ready to take on the tea terrorists in hopes of staying atop…
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Voyageurs Cup Final – Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will TFC Go For It In The Away Leg?
Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact ~ Wed. June 21st ~ 730pm ET ~ Stade Saputo ~ TSN It’s time for the Cup final!! What already? Not that cup, the other one, the Canadian one – it’s super fun, honest! Yes it’s time for the Voyageurs Cup Final – this year it’s between TFC and the…
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Episode 192 – 17/06/20 #notVoltron
Most of the gang is in studio to discuss the DC match, talk Canada men’s national side, Cyle Larin, and look ahead to Montreal and New England. In this episode, Duncan explains the goalkeeper gestures by Kristin, Kristin wants to rescue a goalkeeper, and Mark tries to lure a goalkeeper with a compelling burrito argument.…
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South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United Nil
South Couch? But this is a home game, surely your intrepid reporter is in the South STAND, no? Well yes, your usual reporter, full time supporter Mark Hinkley is at the game. Duncan however is too goddamn lazy and is watching this game from home, having just finished a leisurely dinner and with a delicious…
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Toronto FC vs DC United: Can TFC Put A Loss Behind Them And Get Back To Their Winning Ways?
Toronto FC vs DC United ~ Sat. June 17th ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN A break is welcome when you’ve played a ton of games, travelled all over and started to come a bit unglued, so the past two weeks had to be welcome for most of Toronto FC’s squad. Some had a…
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Episode 191 – 17/06/15 #plasticYeller
The gang is all here for this one to round up (sort of) the triumvirate of Canada national team matches, look ahead to DC tomorrow and give our mid-season awards. In this episode, Mark votes for Cooper twice, Duncan tries to split hairs with his best team selection, Kristin has all the legal interpretations for…
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Episode 190 – 17/06/08 #BornOnAFarm
This week, we cover the slapping of Ottawa, the smashing by New England, talk Canada’s national teams and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark explains has a chart comparison on the types of game days, Kristin gets philosophically dirty in her intro and Duncan expertly spots new turf. Give us any rating on iTunes,…
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The South Couch Report – New England v Toronto
I have no predictions, as I was busy. And I’ll be fair, I know how it ended (thanks Twitter!) but as a “respected” “journalist” and “blogger” [Added the quotes, you’re welcome ~Ed.], a match report will be filed. On to the Match : 3’ – Rowe has a go forcing Bono to make a lunging…