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  • South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto

    I go away for one weekend, and Tony’s Tea Terrorists (or 3TFC from now on? We’ll think about it…) come in and get slaughtered by Toronto and win 3-1 (I think that’s how I read it).  Yup, narriative.  Sure, I went to New England (you know, ALL of it, and not just central New Hampshire)…

  • Episode 105 – 15/09/15 #YoGotDatRight

    Here we are again to discuss one of the best performances of the year! and lament TFC’s prospects when they get to the playoffs, as well as the Mad Bull and Maestro show and to look forward to the games in New York (Giovinco and Pirlo together again!) and against Colorado. Mark’s hamstring once again…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 28

    As always, you can get the audio version of this in this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast, out later today. We’ll start with the big losers of the week, which is happily Sporting Kansas City. The Sporks got a 0-0 tie in Portland only due to Tim Melia pulling off a bunch of saves, but then…

  • THE STARTING 11: Ways That TIFF Would Be Different If TFC Organized It

    Glitz, glamour… probably Tara Reid! For the next two weeks this city is the mecca of all things show and business as the Toronto International Film Festival holds court. Now in its 40th year, TIFF is one of Toronto’s biggest annual events as media from across North America and the world converge on downtown theatres…

  • Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: You Say You Want A Playoff Spot?

    Well here we go folks; one of Toronto FC’s biggest games of the season – are you ready?  This afternoon’s (5pmET, BMO Field, SN360) game against the rampaging New England Revolution is as tough a test as our Reds have faced all season.   You can look ahead to games against the scrubs of the…

  • Episode 104 – 15/09/09 #fannyGoodness

    Episode 104 – 15/09/09 #fannyGoodness

    The gang endures the Labour Day heat (at the time of recording) to review Seattle and the first leg of Canada v Belize, and preview this weekend’s match against the Tea Terrorists. In this episode Mark can’t be a neutral, Kristin struggles to find something nice to say about Issey, Duncan hands out his podcast…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 27

    Find out what Didier Drogba really said, by listening to the audio version of this when this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast comes out! A quiet week really in MLS, only 4 other games aside from TFC, though the international games did of course give Jurgen Klinsmann another chance to dump all over MLS which he…

  • THE STARTING 11: Unheralded Acts of TFC Hard Labour

      Happy Labour Day comrades! It’s not just the day when parents drunkenly celebrate their children getting the eff back to school but also a day where we throw off the shackles of our American oppressors and stand up for our right to spell “labour” with the letter “u”! Wourkers of the Wourld Unite! Despite…

  • South Couch Report : Seattle v Toronto

    Missing ten starters, including six defenders.  3-4-3 formation.  Dempsey is healthy.  This will be an adventure in patience or a test of masochistic limitations. On to the match : 1′ – Of course the wife calls.  10pm on a Saturday night. 6′ – GOAL – Well that’s probably the game winner. Dempsey pops the ball…

  • Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: Can We Just Give Them The Points And Stay Home?

    Yay for a week off!  Oh wait, Toronto FC doesn’t have the weekend off?  Can we umm, take one?  This is a difficult game to get excited about given Toronto’s current state.  Sure everyone is feeling good about the recent wins and goals, so why worry about a little road trip to Seattle?  Well, I’ll…