Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football

  • #TiFaux – Banner Contest Winner Announced

    #TiFaux – Banner Contest Winner Announced

    No we didn’t forget, just timing the jump. The results are in for the first ever (annual? did we exhaust all ideas?) Vocal Minority #BannerIdea contest. First things first, we would like to thank all of you who offered suggestions, as well as giving a hearty nod to the Columbus fans who managed to sneak…

  • “Will BMO Field Break Or Bend?” – A Musical Tribute to Your Ignored Fears

    “You know a sports and entertainment group with a Major League Soccer club is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how they got it, and danged if they know how to use it.” We know it’s a tough day in TFC Land. The breaking news that has, well, been…

  • Episode 87: 15/05/20 #AwesomeFireworksInYourEar

    Mark is a game time scratch for this one, but Kristin, Tony and Duncan bravely soldier on without him, cos baby they’re all fireworks. We cover the ‘win’ against Montreal, and the tie in New England as well as look to the upcoming Portland game and just what TFC’s plan might be without Jozy Altidore…

  • Aw Man, Why Always Us? – Jozy Altidore Out 4-5 Weeks With Hamstring Strain

    Well this couldn’t happen at a worse time.  We all know that Jozy was injured in the game on Saturday night in Foxborough.  Everyone groaned as the curse of playing the New England Revolution seemed to have struck again as Jozy signalled to be pulled off, pointing to his hamstring. However as much as I’d…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 11

    Want this without all the links and stuff, just want it to ring awesome in your ears instead? Soon you can! As always this will be part of this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast, including a diversion into what we think would be a fantastic new angle for the Sons of Ben’s ‘Sak out’ protest.  Week…

  • THE STARTING 11: Occasions For Fireworks At BMO Field

    Is there a stadium in all of football that enjoys more useless pyrotechnic displays than BMO Field? Daytime? Sure! Anthems finished? Go to town! In the grand scheme of TFC/BMO Field ills this ranks pretty low but it was during the post-match of TFC’s Voyageurs Cup elimination last week where the ridiculousness of it all…

  • The South Couch Report: New England Revolution vs Toronto FC

    The South Couch Report: New England Revolution vs Toronto FC

    Your regular South Couch updater Mark is absent so Duncan again takes the reins from his East Side Couch: Alright then, that glow from those 2 wins wore off pretty quickly didn’t it? Passively sitting back and letting Altidore and Giovinco do their thing isn’t going to win us every game? Who knew? Will Greg…

  • Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: This won’t end well.

    When is a win a loss?  When it’s Toronto FC of course.  After not going for it in the first leg of their Voyageurs Cup tilt against the Montreal Impact last week, TFC put out a strong team on Wednesday night that brought them close to advancing; close but not close enough.  While an impressive…

  • Perquis of death.

    Off season champions! That somewhat overblown claim was mainly based on bringing in Jozy Altidore and Sebastian Giovinco, which seems to have worked out so far, but also partially on the optimistic idea that Toronto FC had also fixed their centre back problems by bringing in Damien Perquis. Of course very few of us had…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal (0-1 agg.)

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal (0-1 agg.)

    It’s that time of year kids.  The one where the mighty Robins go for the only meaningful piece of hardware they’re likely to win any season, and it’s one we at the Vocal Minority cherish – The Voyageurs Cup.  As the format repeatedly gets retooled for various logical and simple reasons, this trophy that we’re…

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