Où est la pizzeria? Dominic Oduro Traded Dans L’Impact
Jan28

Où est la pizzeria? Dominic Oduro Traded Dans L’Impact

It wasn’t quite as #inhumane as the last time Toronto FC traded a winger to our bitter rival but the devastating effects on Toronto-area pizza establishments will be immeasurable. #NeverForgetPizza Yes, TFC has indeed delivered (no word if it was 30 minutes or free) the fleet-footed, pepperoni gobbling, wacky hair enthusiast Dominic Oduro to The Cheesemakers in exchange for Irish international Al O’Cation (That’s...

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Bye Bye Bekker:  Kyle Is Off To FC Dallas
Jan21

Bye Bye Bekker: Kyle Is Off To FC Dallas

Bye Bye Bekker – looks like Kyle Bekker is heading off to FC Dallas in return for everyone’s favourite, allocation money.  Word broke on twitter from multiple places last night that the Canadian midfielder was heading off to the toasty environs of Frisco, Texas.  They’re going to have to dip him in sunscreen during summer games – a more combustible player we’ve not seen since the departure of Ecks.  For...

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