Tag: Columbus Crew

  • Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Trillium Cup Time; Or A Very Important Match

    It’s Trillium Cup time baby!  What’s that?  You forgot about the Trillium Cup?  That’s OK, so did everyone else. However if Columbus win today (7:30 pm ET, Mapfre Stadium, SN360), then they get to again hoist the TCup and lord it over TFC yet again.  And for that they will continue to be our most…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 20.

    As always, this will be available in listening form later in the week as part of the Vocal Minority podcast Steven Gerrard is here and he played and he scored a goal and squuuueeeeee! that’s all that counts this week, back to you Kristin.  I kid of course, but yes, the big thing this week…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 13

    In the words of noted student of the game Gregory J Vanney, MLS is all about streaks and that’s the theme running right through this week’s results in another busy week for MLS that saw pretty much all the Eastern Conference playoff contenders shit the bed and Baldomero Toledo really get his game going for…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 13

    As always you can catch this without all the links and videos and with terrible impersonations as part of the Vocal Minority Podcast, coming out later this week. The big winners this week were the Seattle Sounders. They beat Colorado midweek then took on the Red Bulls on Sunday. They trailed 1-0 before Marco Pappa…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 12

    As always, you can get this in audio form with interruptions and terrible impersonations in each week’s Vocal Minority Podcast.  For the second consecutive week, MLS got weird, especially in the East with the early front runners sputtering and the hopeless jokes now building win streaks, the sack race grinding to a halt. Starting in…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 10

    As always, if you want this without all these words and links and stuff, and with interruptions and all the quotes in a Yorkshire accent, the Vocal Minority Podcast is the place for you, this week’s episode should be up tonight before Wednesday’s game. It’s astounding how people outside of Toronto aren’t paying attention to…

  • MLS Wins and Losses. Week 9

    As always, you can get the audio version of this with interruptions and diversions by listening to this week’s Vocal Minority Podcast, out soon. We’ll start this week with the top of the Eastern conference where the 4 teams who’ve so far shown themselves to be above the desperate scramble for 5th and 6th played…

  • MLS Wins and Losses: Week 6.

    Entertainment remained thin on the ground as far as the football goes this week, but let’s dive right in, starting with last week’s big winners, the Vancouver Whitecaps, who had 4 wins out of 5, losing only to the unstoppable juggernaut that is TFC. They played twice, an entertaining midweek game that saw them end…

  • Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault

    Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault

    The gang does their best to stay away from the universal talking point of the Columbus match, speculate about everyone’s new favourite sequel-based club and engage in the usual malarkey of BitchyBlanks and Would You Rather. In this episode, Duncan nicks a Colin Samuel gag for a manager, Kristin expresses her distaste for a particular…

  • The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto

    Welcome to the first EVER match review, by me, your trusty… um… whatever role I had on that other site, it’s the same one here.  Everyone else is off drinking.  Someone said they couldn’t do it because it was pre-pre-pre St. Paddy’s day.  Weak? Of course, but what else could I do? Last week, your…