The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.
The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch report? Again? Goddamn do you guys ever go to the home games any more? Not really no, this time, the ex is on and it’s an 8pm start and it’d take forever to get there and get home and is the difference between live and on tv big enough to warrant all that nonsense? Nah, not so much. I’m lazy, and though the supporter shield/greatest team ever hype is ratcheting up the...
VMP Final Countdown: Number 1 – Sebastian Giovinco
Highest Ranking: 1 Lowest Ranking: 2 Average Ranking: 1.05 Mark: 1. What can only be described as a big money bust, Sebastian Giovinco made his debut in MLS this season to little fanfare and plenty of “who?”. After struggling in Juventus for much of his professional career, he did what most past-their-prime players do, chase the money and head for the anonymity of North America. Sebastian Giovinco struggled with his game all season,...
Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Will TFC Be Celebrating With A Trip To The Magic Kingdom?
Brand new week, new city and a new team to face. And I really mean new. This weekend Toronto FC journey off to sunny Florida for their first game (Sunday, 7pm, TSN2) against the latest expansion club, Orlando City SC in their stadium the Citrus Bowl – which honestly makes me think it’s New Year’s Day and colleges playing in one of the seemingly thousands of Bowl games – anyway I digress… After a mostly...
The Inaugural, One-Time-Only, Super-MegaFun Vocal Minority, First Kick, Live-ish, Vancouver vs. Toronto Match Report
It’s here! The moment we have all been waiting for. The turning point of the young 2015 season. No, not Toronto FC’s opening match but the inaugural gathering of The Vocal Minority for a group match report. We’re sure that the TFC match will be something too. Sure, why not. In our first “live match” gathering since our Voltronesque coming together, we decided to bring you, the sounds (but thankfully not...
THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC Video Games
One of the pleasures of off-season transfers is the chance for video game aficionados (or “gamers” as the kidz on the streetz call themselvez) to create their club’s new line-up in their football game of choice. Before the new squad even laces up a boot in real-life, grown men sitting around in their underwear have been simulating whole seasons on computers in dimly-lit basements. It’s like porno – but...
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