THE STARTING 11: Alternatives To The Name “401 Derby”
Nov14

THE STARTING 11: Alternatives To The Name “401 Derby”

You know what the best part of the “401 Derby” is? It’s just how “401”-nny it is. Also, that it is widely accepted as the name for the Montreal v Toronto fixtures everywhere in North America except for one place – Montreal. Tres LOLZ. However, we pride ourselves on our listening skills and so on the cusp of the biggest “401 Derby” of all timez, we are willing to consider (briefly) these...

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Episode 159 – 16/10/20 #dingDong
Oct20

Episode 159 – 16/10/20 #dingDong

The gang is all here, and in a bit of an 80s mood more than usual, to review the Montreal match, look ahead to the season finale at home to Chicago as well as the usual silliness. In this episode Tony instigates a metaphorical food fight (again), Kristin throws an un-Kristin-like heinous burn, Mark loves his Suchitepéquez on the spicy side, and Duncan makes a very bold prediction. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : TFC should prepare for...

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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
Oct16

The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

Last two games of the season and there’s a legitimate chance to finish top 2. Seba is back. Probably win by 4, right? So Didier Drogba isn’t playing. Well that will certainly speed up the game significantly. Likely keep the team physio bored tonight. Bold Predictions : Seba play Seba goal Seba wins On to the Match : 5’ – Cooper had a go and pops it over the top far corner. 8’ – Piatti beats Beitashour and...

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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Two Solitudes Derby Time – Can TFC Erase The Memory of Last Year’s Debacle?
Oct16

Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Two Solitudes Derby Time – Can TFC Erase The Memory of Last Year’s Debacle?

Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact ~ 3pm ET ~ Stade Saputo ~ TSN2 Two games left. Two points out of first.  A sub-par homestand over and a tiny, goal-scoring machine finally back to fitness.  So of course it means a game on the road against Montreal to try to stay in the race for one of the top spots and a first round bye.  It’s hard not to look back at last year’s disastrous end to the season (and playoffs) as TFC lost not...

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Episode 158 – 16/10/14 #cheeseSongs&Genitals
Oct13

Episode 158 – 16/10/14 #cheeseSongs&Genitals

The gang is all present and accounted for (finally!) for some talk about Canada’s national teams, look ahead to Montreal, reflect on the holiday passed and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan introduces the concept of the trousers of reason, Kristin channels some goat cheese, Mark has his World Cup dreams dashed again (he probably forgot), and Tony misses his cue (he did forget). This week’s #bitchyBlank is : The new name for...

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