South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
Jun09

South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : Man, am I tired.  I want to go to bed before this game even starts.  Long week, amirite? I’m just happy for once somebody else has to deal with an 8 p.m. kick off on a Friday evening. Too bad Philly, suck it. Honestly, I haven’t paid attention too much as to who’s hurt and who isn’t hurt, who’s coming back and who’s on the bench. To be fair it just adds to the adventure....

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South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
May13

South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has a nice long one before taking a shot 20 yards out sliding it low and to the right of Bono. This can’t be an omen of things to come. TEA...

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South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto
Apr14

South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets a point Colorado concedes a goal at the end, as per tradition Toronto gets a point On...

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South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake
Mar31

South Stand Report : Toronto v Real Salt Lake

The Part I Write Before : OK, for those of you who listen to the podcast on the regular, I’ve railed against the schedule for this season with terrible kick-off times (mostly applicable to those suburbanites) and dates, but this is top shelf stupid. Thank you to the schedule makers for not talking to the Blue Jays opening weekend against the Yankees, and throw in an extra few thousand for the Rock game. All starting in the...

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South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
Mar17

South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : What a week. First a 200th episode of the podcast, then advancing to the semi-final of your #MomsCCL, and now a derby in Montreal on St Patrick’s Day. Bold Predictions : Courtesy of the missus Vanney ejection (harsh) Interruption in game from wild animal (bizarre) Morgan gets a point (ridiculous) On to the Match : 21′ – I’ve just noticed now that the desire for a Montreal midfielder to...

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