Toronto FC sign Clement Simonin. MLS gonna MLS.
Mar27

Toronto FC sign Clement Simonin. MLS gonna MLS.

Given the Team Americaness of this year’s Toronto FC, international absences was always going to be something that would cause a problem sporadically throughout the year. Given the age and/or injury history of some of the more important TFC players, injuries were always going to be something that would randomly cause problems throughout the year. There’s a lot of money spent on a few key players, and a definite top heavy...

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II Way Street – TFC makes use of USL affiliate with loan of seven
Mar20

II Way Street – TFC makes use of USL affiliate with loan of seven

It seems like the partnership between Toronto FC and its USL affiliate TFC II (“The Search for Mo’s Gold”) is already proving beneficial at both levels. The organization announced today that the big club would be sending seven players currently on its roster on loan to the USL side as they prepare for their club opener versus Charleston Battery this weekend. While most TFC observers were pleased when the announcement...

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Look Out Below! Depth Charge Exposes TFC’s Structural Weakness
Mar19

Look Out Below! Depth Charge Exposes TFC’s Structural Weakness

  While it’s not quite Toronto FC’s “Perfect(ly bad) Storm”, the list of potential absences in the squad for the next match is certainly a stern warning. When The Reds travel to The Holy Kingdom of Utah next week to face Real Salt Lake, the plane may be a lot emptier than usual. Due to a miserable mixture of international call-ups, suspension and injuries, TFC may be forced to trot out something of a...

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Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault
Mar18

Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault

The gang does their best to stay away from the universal talking point of the Columbus match, speculate about everyone’s new favourite sequel-based club and engage in the usual malarkey of BitchyBlanks and Would You Rather. In this episode, Duncan nicks a Colin Samuel gag for a manager, Kristin expresses her distaste for a particular profession, Tony thinks Vaughan will be a storage container, and Mark makes a mess of the...

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Morrow’s red card no excuse for tactically naive Toronto FC
Mar16

Morrow’s red card no excuse for tactically naive Toronto FC

Did Justin Morrow get the ball? Yes he did. Did he also get the man? Yes he did. Did he get the man first? It was close, but yes, yes he did. Was it a foul? Personally I think it was a good tackle, but I’m an old man with standards that are much more lenient that what generally gets called these days, so it doesn’t surprise me that it was called. A bit harsh, but not absolutely outrageous. Did Damien Perquis (after giving...

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