Tag: South Stand Report
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South Couch Report : UANL v Toronto, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before : *inhale* *exhale* We’re gonna be ok. We’re gonna be fine. We’re gonna be OK. We’re gonna be fine. Bold Predictions : Gignac will scare the hell outta me (something like this) Tigres will score two. Jozy will score one. Yeah, no scoreline prediction. No sure how this will fall.…
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South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!
Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes…
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The South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League, first leg (FIGHT!)
Didn’t I write one of these buggers, like, a few weeks ago?!? AGAIN!?! Ugh. Remember that off-season we used to have. From early October until mid-March. Oh those halcyon days gone by. Now we’re in this bastardized version of Champions League (ummm… groups?) and we’re playing the most vanilla f’ing side in the first round.…
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The South Couch Report – Columbus v Toronto, 1st Leg
Ok so this report is gonna be different as I am just going to watch it and fill in the blanks at the half and end. This isn’t the game that I want to miss something because I was typing up a stupid thought about Cooper flailing about and giving up a ball of the…
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The South Couch Report : Toronto v New York
Full disclosure, I made my choices and in the face of the results I stand by those choices. I had the opportunity to go see a pointy ball game in Hamilton against the much-hated rivals about 4 months ago, and I chose that over some random-ass home game near the end of the season against…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal
The Part I Write Before The Match : I’m not going to lie to you, blog and readers, I’m almost idealist about everything with this side. Tonight could just send me on a footie euphoria bubble that will float away. It’s crazy to be this optimistic, where “burn it to the ground, start over”…
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South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto
Part I Write Before The Match : Lol. LA Galaxy are weak. Toronto is the toast of the league. Like you could’ve predicted a reality where this could have happened. Toronto is missing Seba and Jozy due to precaution. More like an awesome precaution, am I right? Vazquez as a forward. Ok. Sure. Why the…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose
The Part I Write Before The Match : Seriously, I don’t know what to put here. Toronto good. Anything they do seems to work, even to a small degree (like salvage a draw). San Jose has Wondolowski, who I am a fan of. Best hitman in league history. So, Toronto wins. I hope. Still predicting…
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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about…
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South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Look, it was my birthday yesterday and I had a conflict. I could watch wrestling or TFC. While TFC should deliver, wrestling will deliver. So I watched this after the game was over. Unless Toronto wins by 7, I feel I made the correct choice (and if you don’t…