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  • Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut

    Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut

    The gang is mostly here with special guest from The Athletic – Toronto, TFC beat writer Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke)to talk the thumping of New York, look ahead to a thumping in DC (mostly), talk All-Star Game, VAR, CBC and other acronyms. In this episode, Duncan flaunts his rarely-bridled pessimism, Kristin may hate Canada but loves…

  • The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New York City

    Another South Couch report for a home game? I’m afraid so, it’s a poor showing from the vocal minority as other commitments means a lonely afternoon for full time supporter Kristin. Your humble correspondent relaxes on the air conditioned couch and so it’s on to the report. The Part I Write Before The Match :…

  • Toronto FC v New York City FC: They’re ba-aaack.

    These guys again. For whatever reason MLS seems to have scheduled a bunch of teams to play each other twice in quick succession round about now, Columbus-Philly, Orlando-Atlanta, probably others I’m too lazy to track down right now. For TFC, we get the joy of playing against the Pizza Rats again on Sunday, a mere…

  • Episode 197 – 17/07/27 #cheersYouFuckinMuppet

    Episode 197 – 17/07/27 #cheersYouFuckinMuppet

    The gang is all here to review the Gold Cup adventure, conduct an autopsy of the NYCFC and Colorado matches, look ahead to more NYCFC, and much more. In this episode, Tony crushes a theatre pun, Duncan tries to soften an trolling on Kristin with something she would favour, Kristin gives a Canadian rocker a…

  • Duane’s World: Is Armando Cooper This Year’s Chad Barrett?

    Duane’s World: Is Armando Cooper This Year’s Chad Barrett?

    I want to talk about Chad Barrett for a moment. The Chad. Duncan’s beautiful, long-gone, but not forgotten Chad. The striker who couldn’t find a net too open to miss, a ball too far away to chase, or a bro too bro-y to out bro. Chad freakin’ Barrett. In hindsight, he’s become symbolic off the…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado

    The Part I Write Before The Match : Anything can happen, it seems. An undermanned Toronto can somehow hold their mettle to steal a point in historic legendary Yankee Stadium missing too much of their first team. So why not a thumping of Colorado. Bold Predictions : Colorado wearing their buttery Sweden kits Vazquez man…

  • Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids: Can TFC Take Advantage of the Sadsack Rapids?

    Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids ~ Sat. July 22nd ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4 It’s game day and Toronto FC are back home to take on the woeful Colorado Rapids.  TFC are coming off a wild one in the Big Apple, in which they grabbed a road point (but looked like they…

  • South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

    South Couch Report : New York v Toronto

    Long day. No predictions. No insight.  I called for a win on the road.  Ambitious, I know. On To The Match : 12’ – GOAL – Ball finds its way into the box, first hit cross by Spencer, full volley to Ashtone Morgan, and buries it like a pro for his first goal and Kristin…

  • Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Overcome Player Absences To Get A Result in NYC?

    Toronto FC vs New York City FC ~ July 19th ~ 730pm ET ~ Yankee Stadium ~ TSN4  MLS is back!  Many of the players are still missing, but the league swings back into action tonight with seven matches (oh and there’s a couple of those Gold Cup games on too, but who wants to…

  • Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece

    Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece

    The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and…