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  • Episode 154 – 16/09/05 #WrightFamilyCentipede

    Mark’s off being traitorous, watching pointyball AND cheering for Hamilton, so we’re down to 3 for this episode.  Sadly we’re also missing the usual sound tech guy, so this one sounds weird at time, sorry about that. We look at the Canada game vs Honduras, and the upcoming El Salvador game, as well as TFC’s trip…

  • THE STARTING 11: Other Jobs at TFC

    Labour Day, the day we celebrate bringing our first part-time jobs to their full nine-month terms. Thanks antiquated combined sex-ed/civics class curriculum! Anyjobs, with today being the day we celebrate the worker, we thought it was a great opportunity to honour some of the lesser publicized positions at TFC… 11. The guy that puts red…

  • Episode 153 – 16/08/29 #maisNonRheaume

    Episode 153 – 16/08/29 #maisNonRheaume

    The gang is all in, some still recovering, talking about the events of the match in Orlando, the match against Montreal, look ahead to the Canadian men’s national team match on Friday, the latest controversy involving supporters and the usual segments and nonsense. In this episode, Kristin’s pun game is on point, Duncan has some…

  • THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC-related CNE Attractions

    Wieners are being dipped into gooey, corny batter; Def Leppard mirrors are being shined; ice cream and waffles are having tender coitus; and, The Polar Express really DOES want to go faster. Yes the CNE – home of TFC and two weeks of carny folk – is back in town and as usual the local…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal

    Spoiler alert : Just in case you weren’t aware of it, I write the first part before the game (for realzies) and the rest of it in order.  You will see my optimism wane, as I’m sure anyone else’s did, as the match went on. The Ex. A tradition that has been around for 134 years.…

  • Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Rivalry Week! Grrr! Two Solitudes Derby Time!

    Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact ~ 730pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN4 Alright everyone, here we go – TFC are riding high on a seven game unbeaten streak, top of the Eastern Conference and seemingly the entire team hitting on all cylinders. So what better way to head into the international break than to…

  • The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

    I’m kinda relieved that this Wednesday game is away. I like home games and all, but sometimes you just wanna lay on the couch, wear your feeted jammie-jams (you know what I’m talking about) and curl up with a cider or three to watch the footie. The purples (why hasn’t that caught on yet?) have…

  • Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: TFC Are Riding High, Can They Go Unbeaten On This Road Trip?

    Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC ~ 730pm ET ~ Citrus Bowl ~ TSN4 Say what? They won again? If you didn’t get a chance to watch Saturday’s game then you missed one of TFC’s best games this year when they got a dominant – if surprising – win over the Union.  Lots of goals,…

  • Episode 152 – 16/08/25 #twoStickTifo

    Episode 152 – 16/08/25 #twoStickTifo

    The gang is all in to reflect on the win that was in Philly, bask in the bronze medal that the Canadian women’s national team earned in Rio, look ahead to Orlando on Wednesday and Montreal at the CNE, as well as the usual insanity. In this episode, Kristin rocks the bells, Tony is on…

  • Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union: Can TFC Vault To The Top of the East?

    Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union ~ 7pm ET ~ Talen Energy Stadium ~ SN360 OK, last week has been put behind us and our Reds have to look ahead to another run of three matches in eight days; first up is the Union this weekend (followed by Orlando on Wednesday and then a return back…