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  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v Orlando

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v Orlando

    After the glut of summer games, I’ve got a weird sense of withdrawal, don’t you? OK, maybe it’s just me. After Toronto came back to tie it and nearly stole the three points (or had the penalty taken away from them… I’m still not sure), a game against the Princes of MLS (cuz they’re the…

  • Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Can TFC Take Advantage of a Faltering Orlando Team?

    Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC ~ 730pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN4 Toronto FC are having a pretty good season; not just by TFC standards, but by MLS standards – second in the East, third best goals against in the league, already in the playoffs (oh a win tonight gets them a home…

  • THE STARTING 11: Signs That Autumn Has Arrived At TFC

    Ah Autumn… Easily one of the planet’s Top 5 seasons. The soggy crotches of Summer have dried while the frozen crotches of Winter loom on the horizon. Over the last decade, Autumn has usually heralded the abrupt end of a TFC season but all that has changed don’t you know! TFC are now decent and…

  • The South Stand Report: Toronto FC 1:1 Philadelphia Union.

    I took the Dufferin bus down to the game. It’s occasionally annoying, but generally pretty reliable and ever since they dug the little tunnel under the railway tracks at Queen, it’s been a decent way to get to BMO Field. Apparently they’re now doing construction on that underpass and so the road’s closed, and so…

  • Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union: Playoff Clinch Take Two!

    Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union ~ 5pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 This preview is a weird one for me to write given this is the match that I deliberately miss each year (click here for the reason why if you aren’t already aware), but such is blogger/podcaster life and my other job –…

  • Episode 156 – 16/09/21 #birdGenderNeutral

    Episode 156 – 16/09/21 #birdGenderNeutral

    Three-quarters of the gang is present as Tony nurses a hang-over to reflect on the game against the Beverages, look ahead to Philadelphia, prematurely look ahead to qualifying for the playoffs and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark dares to insult the Union, Kristin brings up animal copulation, and Duncan leaves abruptly, unrelated, in…

  • THE STARTING 11: Reasons Why There Is No Starting 11

    The Starting 11. It’s a feature that I have been writing faithfully and on a (mostly) weekly basis since 2009 – first on a little site called The Yorkies and now here. All in all, that’s about 3,850 quips about TFC that have drawn people to these sites in the dozen. Yup, people from Toronto…

  • The South Stand Report : Toronto v New York

    The South Stand Report : Toronto v New York

    What a perfect afternoon for a football match. The sun is shining, not too hot, and the team is honouring legend Dwayne DeRosario. I almost don’t care if they win. Kidding. Mostly. Bold Predictions : Toronto wins No Wright-Phillips on the score sheet Osorio will do another one touch in successive games in an attacking…

  • Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: Can TFC Clinch A Playoff Spot Today?

    Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls ~ 5pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 So TFC fans, this is a weird place to be in eh?  A winning team, a team in first, a team legitimately challenging for the Supporter’s Shield – as we like to say (or sing): is this the real life,…

  • Episode 155 – 16/09/12 #theMediumBucks

    Episode 155 – 16/09/12 #theMediumBucks

    Three quarters of the gang are present with “Super Substitute” James Grossi stepping in to fill the Tony role as they reflect on the victory and elimination of the Canadian Men’s National Team, reflect on the win in Chicago and look forward to the New York Extreme Beverage Energy Drinks on Sunday. In this episode,…