Tag: Portland Timbers
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Episode 200 – 17/08/16 #cuchara
75% of the gang is in attendance for this one as they cover Portland, look ahead to Chicago and Philadelphia, talk ticket renewals and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark debunks bad lists and marketing, Duncan speaks his mind about misleading promises and Kristin recommends a player sticking to his other career Give us…
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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Portland
The Part I Write Before The Match : I honestly don’t know what to put here. I expect Toronto to field a good team. Portland will do the same. Hopefully it doesn’t rain. Um… No lightning delays either. Toronto came off a less than good outing against a very underachieving, bottom of the table…
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Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: Will It Be Timber To The Visitors, Or A Chainsaw Massacre?
Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers ~ August 12th ~ 6pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 If a Portland teams falls at BMO and there’s no one around is it still a loss? Trick question, even in the dark times BMO Field was never empty. Lame attempts at joking/philosophising aside, this afternoon’s (is 6pm still…
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Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks
The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Minnesota home & away, Portland home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Minnesota home In a nutshell : dark grey and light blue shouldn’t work together, but they do. The inside collar says : nothing at time of publication The outside back collar has : nothing at time of publication The jock tag position has : nothing…
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Episode 135 – 16/05/06 #superClassiggyco
The gang is all here to review the match that was Portland, look ahead to the home opener against FC Dallas and the new “amenities” that is a roof, and the usual madness. In this week’s episode Kristin makes a huge stretch for roof metaphors, Tony confuses his positions, Duncan is totally psychic, and Mark…
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The South Couch Report : Portland v Toronto
Well I’m glad this is almost over. It feels like it’s been forever since we started on this road trip. 90 more minutes in Portland, then it’s a week until we’re home. At last. Then we get to see what they did to the stadium. And then mock it. Toronto has been punching above their…
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Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: If TFC Falls In Portland, Does It Make A Difference?
May 1 ~ 4pmET ~ Providence Park ~ TSN4 To paraphrase REM: ‘It’s the end of the road as we know it, and TFC feels fine…’ Perhaps a bit of an overstatement, but that’s been the prevailing message from the team – things are good, they’re pleased with Toronto’s performance during this seemingly endless road…
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Episode 134 – 16/04/27 #doItThroughTheNipples
The gang is all here to reflect on the smashing in Montreal, look ahead to Portland, and discuss the future “Heritage” nights according the season’s ticket book. In this episode, Mark begs for technology, Duncan celebrates a championship, Kristin is asked to bring legal action against herself and Tony keeps bringing up Gremlins. This week’s…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Portland away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Gradient red and black hoops but doesn’t sound as bad as the description implies. The inside collar says : “Rose City” The outside back collar has : “No Pity” The jock tag position has : crossed hand axes The side Adidas…