Chey-what? Benoit Cheyrou signed up by TFC
Jan29

Chey-what? Benoit Cheyrou signed up by TFC

EDIT: This was written when it was just a rumour, merely a twinkle in John Molinaro’s eye. It’s now official, see tweets below. Sacre rouge! It looks like Toronto FC may be in the midst of a mini-French Revolution with the club linked with midfielder Benoit Cheyrou by Sportsnet’s John Molinaro. The 33-year-old who has patrolled the centre of parks throughout Ligue 1 since 1999 has been regarded in the past as a very...

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MALIGNANT RUMOUR: Gilberto To Sign With Vasco da Gama?
Jan28

MALIGNANT RUMOUR: Gilberto To Sign With Vasco da Gama?

  We all know that it’s just a matter of when, not if, Gilberto is traded away from Toronto FC.  Dispense with any thoughts that TFC will pay down his salary with some of their sweet, sweet allocation moneyz; as foolish as this team often is with its money, they’re not that foolish. So unless the MLS rule gods decide to bestow a fourth DP spot upon the teams then he is gone; off to slay wolves for another team and...

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Wet Wiedeman Is No More: Andrew Wiedeman Signs With Ottawa Fury FC
Jan28

Wet Wiedeman Is No More: Andrew Wiedeman Signs With Ottawa Fury FC

It’s truly over – #WetWiedeman will be seen no more at BMO Field for Toronto FC.  Sigh.  What?  I can mourn the loss of my favourite hashtag creation can’t I? Andrew Wiedeman was one of the first players that TFC released after the season ended and instead of trying to catch on with another MLS side he’s signed with Ottawa Fury FC of the NASL.  His release by Toronto wasn’t a huge surprise –...

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Où est la pizzeria? Dominic Oduro Traded Dans L’Impact
Jan28

Où est la pizzeria? Dominic Oduro Traded Dans L’Impact

It wasn’t quite as #inhumane as the last time Toronto FC traded a winger to our bitter rival but the devastating effects on Toronto-area pizza establishments will be immeasurable. #NeverForgetPizza Yes, TFC has indeed delivered (no word if it was 30 minutes or free) the fleet-footed, pepperoni gobbling, wacky hair enthusiast Dominic Oduro to The Cheesemakers in exchange for Irish international Al O’Cation (That’s...

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LETTERS FROM CAMP: Zavaleta in, Gilberto probably out.
Jan26

LETTERS FROM CAMP: Zavaleta in, Gilberto probably out.

Finally it’s here, the first day of camp, a time to be all excited about re-uniting with old friends and making new ones. To be wide eyed at the thought of the amazing adventures that everyone’s going to have together, whilst being apprehensive of the challenges that are sure to come as we all head into the unknown together. This year there is of course an all american theme to the camp, with Tim, Robin and...

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