VMP 2016 Final Countdown #19: Tsubasa Endoh
Jan11

VMP 2016 Final Countdown #19: Tsubasa Endoh

Tony: 16 – More promising than Tokyo railway station vending machine panties For the Vocal Minority crew, Endoh was going to be a success no matter what. He’s from Japan! We’ve not had a Japanese fella here! VENDING MACHINE PANTIES!!! Seriously, if you drew a picture of “Japanese Football Player 1.0” it’s Endoh. Slight build? Check. Wacky faux-mullet hair-do? Bingo. Associated anime character? Oh yeah. From the future? Probably....

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VMP 2016 Final Countdown #20 – Josh Williams
Jan10

VMP 2016 Final Countdown #20 – Josh Williams

Tony: 20 – Just kind of drifted off into the ether after a useful 2015 Bloodclot! Was a former health concern of Josh Williams. Despite 24 appearances in 2016, it’s almost like Josh Williams wasn’t here. As the younger duo of Hagglund and Zavaleta improved and moved into the starter’s roles, Williams gradually shifted further down the bench. Much like over coagulated blood in veins – he had trouble breaking through. As the...

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VMP 2016 Final Countdown #24: Mo Babouli
Jan08

VMP 2016 Final Countdown #24: Mo Babouli

Tony: 23 – His season took a curve midway. Like his hair. Hey UAE guys! It’s Molham! While it wasn’t quite the breakout year that many had hoped for Mo Babouli, he did gobble up some valuable minutes in his 16 appearances with the big boy club. Sadly for Mo, two things didn’t come to fruit in 2016: He didn’t hit the net; and the Mo Waterfall haircut never really took off. Hard to say where things go for the 24-year old who ended...

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THE STARTING 11: Unused Elements of the Cancelled TFC Championship Parade
Dec19

THE STARTING 11: Unused Elements of the Cancelled TFC Championship Parade

We were so close. Inches away really. What a letdown! Yeah the fancy trophy would have been nice and all – but I mean the parade! Thousands, if not millions, billions even, lining the streets of Toronto to fete MLS Cup Winners Toronto FC. But no, teams that take shots on goal aren’t so lucky meaning that parade preparations that were well underway, left a bunch of floats and features forever mothballed… 11. The Al...

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Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: A Visual Guide
Dec08

Toronto FC vs Seattle Sounders: A Visual Guide

In the lead-up to this weekend’s MLS Cup Final between Toronto FC and the Seattle Sounders there’s been several visual representations of the various one on one player battles. Well we here at the Vocal Minority are never one to shy away from (ie. steal, er emulate! Yeah, emulate), a good idea – so below we present the city version of Toronto vs. Seattle. Did we leave anything out?  Let us know in the...

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