MLS Wins and Losses: Week 13
In the words of noted student of the game Gregory J Vanney, MLS is all about streaks and that’s the theme running right through this week’s results in another busy week for MLS that saw pretty much all the Eastern Conference playoff contenders shit the bed and Baldomero Toledo really get his game going for the first time this year. We’ll start at the top of the East, where DC’s win over Chicago on Wednesday was...
The South Couch Report : Toronto Barca Canada v D.C. Juve China (mash-up edition)
OMG So much delicious footie yesterday. I passed out by the end of it. I really couldn’t take any more. With my adrenaline dumping, I figured this report could wait until tomorrow morning. Here’s what I remember : 3′ – off of a free kick, Buchanan gets two big attempts on the far left of goal, forcing Chinese keeper Wang Fei to make 2 even bigger stops. 4′ – Inesta breaks into the box and lays...
After all the narratives, I’m ready to open wide for some soccer. Canada v China kicks off the Women’s World Cup.
The World Cup is here, the world cup is here. Finally some football to talk about as you’ve probably had your fill already of all the narratives fit or unfit to print as a lot of media kicks into big event mode to cover a sport they barely pay attention to on a regular basis. Not having games in Toronto is a disgrace and a huge blunder (sure, but come on now, we’ve known about this for a long long time, find a better way...
Toronto FC vs DC United: TFC Face A Tough Test Against A Top Team
What can kill a nice run of form and dampen supporter spirits? Why a road game against the best team in the league missing multiple key players! Whee! It’s one of those “do we have to play this game now?”, kind of situations. Normally I’d actually look forward to TFC taking on DC United (7pm ET, SN360); it’s a series I enjoy, there’s a ridiculous amount of history between the two teams and...
The South Stand Report : Toronto v. San Jose
What a week. Controversy, DeRo retiring formally (and properly), FIFA corruption, multiple exhibitions, and to come down from an exciting week of Football… Toronto v. San Jose. Muggy. In a lightning storm. A strong argument could’ve been made to stay home. Hell, a weak one could’ve been successful as well. But no, as a junkie, the trek was made from bumblef— Brampton to Exhibition. Please don’t let...
Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes: Can TFC Escape Being Shaken?
It is an odd thing to be looking ahead to a game with some positivity; but even given the large number of injured TFC players and a decent San Jose Earthquakes team coming to town there’s not the usual sense of foreboding….Wait, what’s that? Hold on! Due to what I can only presume was a localised earthquake my carefully researched, analytic, heavily detailed and exhaustive match preview has fallen into a crack and...



