Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football
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Jozy Altidore – Flat track bully?
2 goals from the debutant star striker and 3 points in the bag. The obvious comparisons to last year are obvious (and for anyone looking for a lazy ‘yeah, but’ can continue all year really, 9 points from the first 4 games, yeah 2014!, 19 points from 11? 2014, 3rd place and comfortably in a…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Colorado Rapids away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Colorado Rapids away In a nutshell : This has got some crazy game and it’s smooth like butter First off, I am not on medication. At all. This is a wonderful kit. You can do primary colours, as long as you pick shades that work together,…
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The Inaugural, One-Time-Only, Super-MegaFun Vocal Minority, First Kick, Live-ish, Vancouver vs. Toronto Match Report
It’s here! The moment we have all been waiting for. The turning point of the young 2015 season. No, not Toronto FC’s opening match but the inaugural gathering of The Vocal Minority for a group match report. We’re sure that the TFC match will be something too. Sure, why not. In our first “live match”…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle home & away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Seattle home In a nutshell : boring and uninspiring Oh Seattle, you don’t deserve this snoozefest. You’ve been given some really nice home kits over the years, but this one doesn’t do anyone any favours. Perhaps this is a test to see if the “Best Fans…
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Kit Nerd Corner : FC Dallas away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. FC Dallas away In a nutshell : hopefully a sign of a return of the hoops MLS baffles me. The redo the terrible Burn into FC Dallas. A wonderful rebrand top to bottom, and even include a nod to the past in the badge. Give them…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Montreal Impact away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Montreal Impact away In a nutshell : a little jealous Well, Montreal is two for two in the “envious of their kits” department. Their blue and black striped kit is still a beauty, and this is quality for an away kit. As you may or may…
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They’re Baaaack!! Toronto FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps – Let The Games Begin!
It’s been a long cold winter and I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am more than ready to once again watch Toronto FC every week. Amazing how long four months feels without your team to watch. It is a relief to be through with all of the off season madness and…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Portland Timbers home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Portland Timbers home In a nutshell : big chevron, big advertisement, big eyesore I get it, you have the chevrons in your badge. And it points up. So why in the bluest (or greenest) of hells would that be necessary to make it a blatant…
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Get Your F-IX: Know Your TFC 2015
As your brand spanking new Tee Eff Cees embark on their “Quest for a Play-In Match”, we bring you this handy A(ltidore) to Z(avaleta) guide to the 2015 squad. Chock full of hard-hitting investigative journalism, fascinating statistics* and shocking facts* (*not necessarily statistical) (* not entirely factual), we urge you to print up this list,…
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Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia Union away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Philadelphia Union away In a nutshell : Why bother trying. Philadelphia have been on a slippery slope downward. Their first away kit was a decent reverse of the home kit. Their next kit was their home kit under brighter lights. Then this happened. It’s so ordinarily…
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