Vocal Minority: Facts, Frivolity, Football

  • Kit Nerd Corner : New York Red Bulls home

    Kit Nerd Corner : New York Red Bulls home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. New York Red Bulls home In a nutshell : Reverse Arsenal with animals. This is the most contrasting kit of the bunch.  On the one hand, I’m kind of upset how Red Bull circumvent the advertising rules by owning the team.  On the other hand, it…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver Whitecaps home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver Whitecaps home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Whitecaps home In a nutshell : simple, modern without being garish If Vancouver is fighting to not have boring template kits from Adidas, then they are making the battle count. Starting with the obvious pattern, definitely a fan of the gradient ‘mountains’ that start from…

  • Eastern Conference Preview, predictions.

    My Western Conference preview can be found here if you’re into all that hipster tree hugging and sunshine stuff. Now time to turn our attention to the East. It’s weird, before I put too much thought into it, I naturally thought, the west is way better, but there were a few teams that I don’t…

  • The Deal Is Done! MLS Players Union and MLS Agree To A Deal

    Put away those placards, stop looking up slogans to chant and cease making yourself dizzy by walking around and around in a circle; there will be no strike by MLS players this year!  Barely an hour after I posted this word started to filter out all over twitter that a deal had been struck between the…

  • Episode 76 – 15/03/05 #YcantUBhard

    Episode 76 – 15/03/05 #YcantUBhard

    The gang is all back, predicting league outcomes, forwards outlook, retirement of a “legend” and another insane round of “Would You Rather” (we’re sorry and you’re welcome). In this episode, Kristin admits to fear of most of the other panelists, Mark gushes for a scrumpy ear worm, Duncan pre-calls out a certain head coach, and…

  • MLS Western Conference Preview, predictions

    Eh? what’s that? They’re not striking? Bloody hell, I should get on with this I guess shouldn’t I? Yes, with the 2015 MLS season officially starting on March 6th, it’s time to fire up the old season preview machine. Mr Tony Walsh already got you started with this essential guide to the East and West teams,…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Houston Dynamo home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Houston Dynamo home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Houston Dynamo home   In a nutshell : Finally, a Houston kit with some real character Really digging the gradient of orange down to the white at the bottom and the diamond/fence pattern pinstripe print of the shirt.  Very happy to see them drop the awkward…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : DC United away

    Kit Nerd Corner : DC United away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. DC United away   In a nutshell : new Adidas template that throws subtlety out the window Over the years, DC United has been bland with their away kit : just the inverse of the black kit.  A few years back, they blew minds by offering…

  • Not Necessarily the Eastern Conference: Your Guide to Some-Things MLS

    West may be best for baby (We saw it on Wikipedia) but the East is where it’s at yo! That’s right, hot off the heels of our highly factualish and influentialesque MLS Western Conference preview, we shift focus to the continent’s eastern seaboard… also Columbus. Whatevs – we’re inclusive. Everyone on this continent knows east…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Chicago Fire away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Chicago Fire away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Chicago Fire away In a nutshell : Inoffensive to the eyes, isn’t strict in sticking to the official colours Not everything needs to be a dramatic departure. Not everything needs to be zany or bright or grabbing attention or annoying or crowdsourced. It can be simple…

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