Author: Mark Hinkley

  • Kit Nerd Corner : New York Red Bulls home

    Kit Nerd Corner : New York Red Bulls home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. New York Red Bulls home In a nutshell : Reverse Arsenal with animals. This is the most contrasting kit of the bunch.  On the one hand, I’m kind of upset how Red Bull circumvent the advertising rules by owning the team.  On the other hand, it…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver Whitecaps home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver Whitecaps home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Whitecaps home In a nutshell : simple, modern without being garish If Vancouver is fighting to not have boring template kits from Adidas, then they are making the battle count. Starting with the obvious pattern, definitely a fan of the gradient ‘mountains’ that start from…

  • Episode 76 – 15/03/05 #YcantUBhard

    Episode 76 – 15/03/05 #YcantUBhard

    The gang is all back, predicting league outcomes, forwards outlook, retirement of a “legend” and another insane round of “Would You Rather” (we’re sorry and you’re welcome). In this episode, Kristin admits to fear of most of the other panelists, Mark gushes for a scrumpy ear worm, Duncan pre-calls out a certain head coach, and…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Houston Dynamo home

    Kit Nerd Corner : Houston Dynamo home

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Houston Dynamo home   In a nutshell : Finally, a Houston kit with some real character Really digging the gradient of orange down to the white at the bottom and the diamond/fence pattern pinstripe print of the shirt.  Very happy to see them drop the awkward…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : DC United away

    Kit Nerd Corner : DC United away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. DC United away   In a nutshell : new Adidas template that throws subtlety out the window Over the years, DC United has been bland with their away kit : just the inverse of the black kit.  A few years back, they blew minds by offering…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : Chicago Fire away

    Kit Nerd Corner : Chicago Fire away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Chicago Fire away In a nutshell : Inoffensive to the eyes, isn’t strict in sticking to the official colours Not everything needs to be a dramatic departure. Not everything needs to be zany or bright or grabbing attention or annoying or crowdsourced. It can be simple…

  • Kit Nerd Corner : LA Galaxy Away

    Kit Nerd Corner : LA Galaxy Away

    Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Los Angeles Galaxy away In a nutshell : It’s a stunner.  Simple, subtle and a little different. As much I quietly miss the gold/teal Galaxy look from years gone by (but not the badge), the white/navy combo has been a step up in class.  They have…

  • Do You Want To Play Some Football?   Join the Vocal Minority MLS Fantasy Leagues!

    Do You Want To Play Some Football? Join the Vocal Minority MLS Fantasy Leagues!

    Do you think you know MLS? Want to build a team and compete against the VMP and other community anoraks? Like the challenge of losing half of your team due to a bye-week? If you at least shrugged your shoulders and said ‘sure, why not’ to at least one of those, then sign up today…

  • Episode 75 – 15/02/27 #DuncanForUnionRep

    Episode 75 – 15/02/27 #DuncanForUnionRep

    Get your podcasts out for the lads as Kristin is “vacationing in beautiful sunny Tirana, Albania”, as the telegram informed us from the official bureau.  In this episode, Tony terrorizes with half mascots, Duncan horrifies with league villians behind closed doors and Mark haunts with flashbacks of high school. Click here to download episode 75.…

  • Episode 74 – 15/02/19 #2Limited

    Episode 74 – 15/02/19 #2Limited

    On the cusp of the real season (and the demise of the silly season), the gang discusses the loan out of a TFC legend, the lack of trialists and some stupid, unimportant “who cares”-worthy topics that aren’t even worth talking about… even though they did. In this episode Duncan’s patriotic displays are equivalent to a…