THE STARTING 11: Rejected 2016 BMO Field Foods
May02

THE STARTING 11: Rejected 2016 BMO Field Foods

The unveiling of the new, insanely priced BMO Field menu has become something of an annual tradition. We used to mock back in the day when TFC would try to cook up ethnic mash-ups in attempt to appease as many of us foreign-soccer-types but it’s all changed now. Cantonese Deep Fried Jamaican Patty Scotch Egg Pizzas have made way for more elite Tunnel Club-esque fare which could be why these ideas were left in the kitchen…...

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THE STARTING 11: Alternative TFC Heritage Series Matches
Apr25

THE STARTING 11: Alternative TFC Heritage Series Matches

What do you give the fan that has everything? Let me re-phrase that. What do you give fans when you’re a club that has nothing? Why 10 Years of “memorable moments” that’s what! To celebrate a decade of excellence in sportertainment, TFC have decided to add “Heritage” promotions to a series of matches this season. There will be tributes to Danny Dichio (Cool); Jim Brennan (Um. Sure); De Ro (Cool...

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THE STARTING 11: TFC Presidential Election Campaign Slogans
Apr18

THE STARTING 11: TFC Presidential Election Campaign Slogans

After spending a weekend in Washington D.C. it would be hard for TFC not to notice the biggest story in the American capital – the looming presidential election. The race to the White House seems to be one being debated on serious issues, mutual respect and what’s best for the American people… Or yelling about foreigners/penis-size. One of those. But really, why vote for Clinton, Sanders, Trump or the guy that looks...

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THE STARTING 11: Other Things MLS Refs are at Fault For
Apr11

THE STARTING 11: Other Things MLS Refs are at Fault For

It’s been the story of this young season so far. Barely a MLS match passes by without some level of officiating controversy. Bad result? Ref’s fault. Beer prices too high? Refs. Piss on your own leg at the urinal? Definitely refs. However, it’s not always the most obvious of things that this league’s officials have been at fault for… 11. Stifling global football superstar Mista and not letting him...

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THE STARTING 11: Improvements To CONCACAF Qualifying
Apr04

THE STARTING 11: Improvements To CONCACAF Qualifying

For North America’s tall, goofy guy – yeah that’s us Canada – getting through the difficult maze of CONCA-wackiness that is World Cup Qualifying is no treat. We’ve had enough heartbreak to fill many a Sepp bladder but it’s not just our lack of success that’s tough to swallow but also the convoluted path teams like ours have to take for one of those sweet, sweet 3 1/2 berths this chunk of the...

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THE STARTING 11: Rejected Kansas City Stadium Names
Mar21

THE STARTING 11: Rejected Kansas City Stadium Names

When the good folks of Kansas decided that they just couldn’t get behind Lance Armstrong’s pro-syringe agenda, they ditched their ground’s name of Livestrong Sporting Park. For a while after their flirtation with performance enhanced stadia ended, it was just plain old Sporting Park. However, that just sounded too much like a place for wealthy fox hunts. This year SKC have gone with the guilt-inducing...

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