The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, V-Cup Edition
Jun01

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, V-Cup Edition

A famous pundit once said “You can’t win anything with kids”. And that pundit was spot on as Manchester United went on to lose 5 more games at the end of that season. Sure they won 25 other games after that, and the league, but you can’t deny the truth that kids suck at football. To be fair, when it was said, they weren’t missing at least 2 out of 3 designated players (with the third to be determined after this is written) and about...

Read More
Episode #139 – 16/06/01 #FrankAssessment #supportLocalSeafood
May31

Episode #139 – 16/06/01 #FrankAssessment #supportLocalSeafood

The gang is all in to recap the humbling in the swamp, we look ahead to the Voyageurs Cup tie against Montreal and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark mishears what actually happens to Seba, Duncan has the key to stopping Bradley Wright-Phillips, and Kristin surprisingly doesn’t like Tony’s idea for a Babouli nickname. This week’s #bitchyBlank : TFC’s bench is as deep as ____________________ Click here to listen to episode 139....

Read More
The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus
May21

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus

Are they sputtering? Stalling? Misfiring? It’s so difficult to wrap my head around it. Toronto and not look bad but they haven’t exactly looked great, and we’re expecting them to be great. We all know they have the potential to be great. I don’t know about the players, but three games in eight days is exhausting. That’s a lot of 50/50 tickets. Bold Predictions : Some asshats going on about “rivals” More...

Read More
The South Stand Report – Toronto v New York City
May19

The South Stand Report – Toronto v New York City

I’m still tingling from the funnest game of recent memory, the Vancouver loss from the weekend. Why can’t they all be like that (results notwithstanding)? NYC is tied for first in the eastern conference winners of their last three, David Villa has as many goals as Giovinco, and somehow Pirlo is still playing. Will we see Lampard play? (answer : don’t care). Really I should just cut and paste this preview right here, but I’m lazy to...

Read More
Episode 137 – 15/05/19 #antiSebite
May17

Episode 137 – 15/05/19 #antiSebite

The gang is all here for the review that was the mess against Vancouver, as well as looking ahead to NYCFC and Columbus in the midst of a three game home stretch in eight games. In this episode, Mark wants a nautical adventure, Kristin introduces a new stretching exercise trend, Tony suggests the return of a kiwi “legend” and Duncan has an emergency player on speed-dial. This week’s #bitchyBlanks is : Victor Montagliani’s first act as...

Read More