South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto
Sep17

South Couch Report : Los Angeles v Toronto

Part I Write Before The Match : Lol. LA Galaxy are weak. Toronto is the toast of the league. Like you could’ve predicted a reality where this could have happened. Toronto is missing Seba and Jozy due to precaution. More like an awesome precaution, am I right? Vazquez as a forward. Ok. Sure. Why the fuck not. On to the Match : 1’ – No Vic Rauter? Ugh. Fine. 5’ – I demand that any reference to Bradford Jamieson MUST...

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Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy: Can TFC Dim The Galaxy Even When Leaving Some Of The Stars At Home?
Sep16

Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy: Can TFC Dim The Galaxy Even When Leaving Some Of The Stars At Home?

Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy ~ Sept. 16th ~ 1030pm ET ~ StubHub Center ~ TSN1/3/4  Toronto FC are heading into the final stretch of the season seemingly in control; top of the league by a solid margin, no regular players suffering from injury and a five game winning streak in which they outscored their opponents 17-3 – not too shabby – so is the pressure to win the Supporters Shield, break the LA Galaxy’s points record...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose
Sep10

The South Stand Report : Toronto v San Jose

The Part I Write Before The Match : Seriously, I don’t know what to put here. Toronto good. Anything they do seems to work, even to a small degree (like salvage a draw). San Jose has Wondolowski, who I am a fan of. Best hitman in league history. So, Toronto wins. I hope. Still predicting 3-2. Bold Predictions : Vazquez 2 goals or assists Vako 1 goal or assist Giovinco booking On to the Match : 9’ – @malarkeyFC notices that...

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The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
Aug28

The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto

The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about 15 yards out, fires it just wide of the post. 12’ – wonderful through ball by Delgado, shot fires well wide. 16’ – Dzemaili...

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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will The Cheesemakers Get Revenge For Last Year’s EC Final, Or Will TFC Continue to Dominate?
Aug27

Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will The Cheesemakers Get Revenge For Last Year’s EC Final, Or Will TFC Continue to Dominate?

Toronto FC v Montreal Impact ~ August 27th ~ 430pm ET ~ Saputo Stadium ~ TSN1/4 Rivalry Week! RAWR! It’s that time again folks, when TFC and the cheesemakers finally gear up for the first of their three regular season meetings (nice one MLS scheduling gods).  Yes all matches are important, and yes every one counts especially coming down the stretch, but we all know that the ones between Toronto and Montreal all have that extra...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.
Aug23

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.

The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch report? Again? Goddamn do you guys ever go to the home games any more?  Not really no, this time, the ex is on and it’s an 8pm start and it’d take forever to get there and get home and is the difference between live and on tv big enough to warrant all that nonsense?  Nah, not so much. I’m lazy, and though the supporter shield/greatest team ever hype is ratcheting up the...

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