The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Montreal
Oct15

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Montreal

The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch Report again?  Yeah, this weather makes me not want to go stand out in it for 3 hours or so, even if there is a trophy in the house. Fair weather fan, childhood me, hell even me from about 5 years ago sadly shakes his head, but whatever, fuck those guys, I can watch from home much more comfortably. I don’t care about the dumb toque that says Kia right on the front next to the TFC...

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Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Supporters’ Shield Time!
Oct15

Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Supporters’ Shield Time!

Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact ~ Sunday Oct. 15th ~ 5pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4 Final home game of the regular season kids!  It’s been a fun season so far, no?  And now we get to cap it off with the Supporters’ Shield being presented to our long suffering fans before we take on our biggest rivals, the cheesemakers.  Fun! Today’s match in the uncertain weather (as per usual), sees TFC with all of its players healthy...

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The South Couch Report : Toronto v New York
Oct01

The South Couch Report : Toronto v New York

Full disclosure, I made my choices and in the face of the results I stand by those choices. I had the opportunity to go see a pointy ball game in Hamilton against the much-hated rivals about 4 months ago, and I chose that over some random-ass home game near the end of the season against Red Bulls. Also full disclosure, the other game I went to, the home team blew it in spectacular fashion against the much-hated rivals. Meanwhile, at...

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Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: With (Almost) All Hands On Deck, Will TFC Win Their First Supporters’ Shield?
Sep30

Toronto FC vs New York Red Bulls: With (Almost) All Hands On Deck, Will TFC Win Their First Supporters’ Shield?

Toronto FC vs NY Red Bulls ~ Sat. Sept. 30th ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 Is tonight’s match the biggest of the 2017 regular season for Toronto FC?  Please note that I said 2017 regular season, not all time – I’m not crazy, at least not for that reason.  Anyway, is tonight when what had seemed like a foregone conclusion weeks ago, finally happens – will TFC win their first ever Supporters’ Shield?  To some...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New England
Sep23

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs New England

The Part I Write Before The Match : So then, given how well our mighty Effs and Cees have been playing recently, and the amount of players missing, that Montreal game can be written off as just a blip right?  #ShitHappens, even the best of teams in any sport occasionally has a night where things go wrong. Better now than in December, and hey, maybe this is the sort of wake up call that stops them from getting too cocky, refocuses...

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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Are Toronto In A Heap of Trouble After Wednesday, Or Will It Be Business As Usual?
Sep23

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Are Toronto In A Heap of Trouble After Wednesday, Or Will It Be Business As Usual?

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ Sat. Sept. 23rd ~ 5pm ET ~ Gillette Stadium  We’re all in agreement that Wednesday night was a dream – well, nightmare – had collectively by all, right? As far as blips go that was a beauty by TFC – multiple poor performances, lack of finishing (yes I know they scored three goals but you watched, you know), and just an all around shitshow of a game from Toronto. However,...

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