The Part I Write Before : So, if you happen to be the one person who reads this drivel and doesn’t listen to the podcast, I’ve sold my tickets for this game. No regrets. Let the Zlatan fanboys have at it. Also, public transit redirections aside makes this game not worth the bullshit. I am oddly optimistic as Toronto is in a ‘what else do we have to live for’ situation for their post-season lives, and that desperation is exactly what should motivate them to be competent in the back, and creative up top. Bold Predictions : Toronto scores Zlatan doesn’t, but when he just misses you’ll hear a roar from the crowd you’ve never heard before A general stupid red card for either side On to the Match : 5′ – GOAL – Van der Weil hooks a wonderful looping ball and finds Vazquez in front of his marker, heading the ball down and putting it well out of reach. ROBINS 1, GALAXZLATANS 0 Well. 12′ – Ibrahimovic breaks down the right side, gets a shot at Bono. Easily parries it around the post. No unique roar. Yet. 15′ – GOAL – Wonderful bit of not giving up. Altidore gets the ball, loses control, defender knocks it back to Osorio, lays it off to Altidore, settles it, and fires it past the keeper. ROBINS 2, GALAXZLATANS 0 21′ – Galaxy corner lays at the feet of Alessandrini and he gets nothing on it and it ends up in Bono’s hands 22′ – Zavaleta sends a ball up to Vazquez, takes a touch, tries to chip the keeper, but doesn’t get enough height and is easily redirected 28′ – YELLOW – Osorio for something. 35′ – Seba free kick from 20-ish yards out floats over the wall, but caught by the keeper. 36′ – GOAL – Van der Weil lays a ball off for Giovinco, tries to do a 1-2 with Altidore, but Jozy gets hauled down and Seba picks up his own pass, and fires it far post. ROBINS 3, GALAXZLATANS 0 What the actual fuck, Toronto? 44′ – GOAL – You’re going to see this a pile of times, but Zlatan Ibrahimovic fucking roundhouses the over the top cross and tucks it into the inside post. And yes, there was a roar unheard before. ROBINS 3, GALAXZLATANS 1 Halftime Mood : Toronto bagged three very nice goals and all we’re going to talk about is the other fucking goal. Can’t even win the narrative tonight. 54′ – GOAL – Dos Santos with a free kick floated into the box and an open Hello Kamara heads it into the far post. ROBINS 3, GALAXZLATANS 2 Damn, you can hear the unease in the crowd… 57′ – Hagglund slots a ball through to Altidore, ruins two defenders 12 yards out, and fires it wide of the net. So good but so tragic. 58′ – GOAL – OMFG. Feltscher heads in a cross. I’m missing a classic. Or a classic collapse. ROBINS 3, GALAXZLATANS 3 65′ – SUB – Janson on for Vazquez. 76′ – GOAL – Delgado crosses a ball, and Osorio stays onside to head the ball in. This game is officially bananas. ROBINS 4, GALAXZLATANS 3 78′ – YELLOW – Altidore for a late tackle on Dos Santos. 80′ – SUB – Altidore off for Chapman 86′ – Seba corner nearly curls into the goal unaided, but the keeper gets to it at the last moment. 89′ – Seba gets the ball from the side, sees an open Chapman, fires back but Cashley Cole clears it off the line. 3 mins of extra time 90+1′ – Boateng...