Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: Will It Be Timber To The Visitors, Or A Chainsaw Massacre?
Aug12

Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers: Will It Be Timber To The Visitors, Or A Chainsaw Massacre?

Toronto FC vs Portland Timbers ~ August 12th ~ 6pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 If a Portland teams falls at BMO and there’s no one around is it still a loss?  Trick question, even in the dark times BMO Field was never empty.  Lame attempts at joking/philosophising aside, this afternoon’s (is 6pm still afternoon?  This evening?), match against Portland should be more to Toronto’s liking; playing a top team on the upswing,...

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Duane’s World: Is Armando Cooper This Year’s Chad Barrett?
Jul24

Duane’s World: Is Armando Cooper This Year’s Chad Barrett?

I want to talk about Chad Barrett for a moment. The Chad. Duncan’s beautiful, long-gone, but not forgotten Chad. The striker who couldn’t find a net too open to miss, a ball too far away to chase, or a bro too bro-y to out bro. Chad freakin’ Barrett. In hindsight, he’s become symbolic off the simple joys that we all got watching TFC the Bad – a glowing example of the lovable losers that we all fell in love with as they slowly drove us...

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Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids:  Can TFC Take Advantage of the Sadsack Rapids?
Jul22

Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids: Can TFC Take Advantage of the Sadsack Rapids?

Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids ~ Sat. July 22nd ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/4 It’s game day and Toronto FC are back home to take on the woeful Colorado Rapids.  TFC are coming off a wild one in the Big Apple, in which they grabbed a road point (but looked like they could have won), lost Seba to injury and saw coach Greg Vanney get tossed by the ref.  There was also the – still controversial – offside/no goal call on...

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Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Overcome Player Absences To Get A Result in NYC?
Jul19

Toronto FC vs New York City FC: Can TFC Overcome Player Absences To Get A Result in NYC?

Toronto FC vs New York City FC ~ July 19th ~ 730pm ET ~ Yankee Stadium ~ TSN4  MLS is back!  Many of the players are still missing, but the league swings back into action tonight with seven matches (oh and there’s a couple of those Gold Cup games on too, but who wants to watch that).  Toronto FC gets started with a trip to historic Yankee stadium (the house that Villa built) to take on the pizza rats in their first meeting since...

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Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Will TFC Go Into The Gold Cup Break On A High Note?
Jul05

Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Will TFC Go Into The Gold Cup Break On A High Note?

Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC ~ Wed July 5th ~ 730pm ET ~ Orlando City Stadium ~ TSN1  Saturday night in frisky Frisco did not go as planned for Toronto FC, they were vulnerable to FC Dallas’ speedy counterattack and didn’t adjust until well into the game.  It didn’t help that they were missing not only Victor Vazquez’s creative quality in the midfield, but that they had two outside backs making their first...

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Toronto FC vs FC Dallas: Oh Canada!  Will TFC Get Their First Win Away To FC Dallas?
Jul01

Toronto FC vs FC Dallas: Oh Canada! Will TFC Get Their First Win Away To FC Dallas?

Toronto FC vs FC Dallas ~ Sat. July 1 ~ 7pm ET ~ Toyota Stadium ~ TSN4 Happy Canada Day!  Hope you are all celebrating (or not) in whatever way makes you happy.  Today all three Canadian teams are playing – no, there aren’t any all Canadian matchups, and only one team is playing at home (Impact) – but hey, Canada Day!  Hey MLS scheduling gods, could you maybe consider giving the Canadian teams home games on Canada...

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