The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
Dontcha hate it when your opponent really catches fire just before you see them at home? Ugh. Toronto had a snoozer last week where the stole a point against New England. Hopefully this will be significantly less boring. I don’t think I could take it. I’ve taken a nap, I have my slurpee and I’ve got a bottle of tequila ready to add to that slurpee, if necessary. On to the match : 1’ – GOAL – Altidore picks up a cross,...
Episode 132 – 16/04/14 #deepFrei’dKocic
The gang is in full attendance to relive the “action” that was New England, mention a bit about the Canadian women’s national team victory over the Netherlands, and look ahead to DC this weekend. In this episode, Mark crushes muppets, Kristin postulates dating between podcasters, Duncan offers many many different comedy pairings as part of comparison, and Tony takes a swing at a national monument. This week’s #BitchyBlank is : the...
The South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
I wonder how the Ref is gonna Fagundez us tonight? Kidding, they’re beyond criticism. Toronto lines up in a 4-4-2 and in their away kit. Because all red clashes with navy and white. Sure. New England have Alex Bunbury’s son. On to the match : 2’ – Lee Nguyen gets a gift from the defenders and breaks in one on one with Irwin, Clint coming up with a big stop. 6’ – Morrow and Rowe, woah, throw for Morrow...
Episode 131 – 16/04/06 #negating
The gang is in full attendance to recap the Colorado match, relive the Mexico match, preview the “Tea Terrorists” and discuss the drama that is officiating in MLS like everyone else. In this episode, Tony is grossed out by anatomy, Duncan gets flirty with singing, and Mark and Kristin say the same joke at the same time. This week’s #bitchyBlanks is : MLS refs are also to blame for _________________ Click here to listen to episode 131....
Episode 130 – 16/03/31 #pantalonesDeNiñoGrande
While Kristin is on “assignment” (a.k.a. Drinking out west), the lads are here to talk about the Canada v Mexico match and preview the return leg, Gomez’s departure as well as Toronto’s upcoming match v Colorado. In this episode, Tony gets a little southern continental on us, Duncan makes a boy-band pun and Mark predicts the next plausible bad DP signing. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Canada can make The Hex by ____________ Click here...



